LIVE on the internets -- Rep. Anthony Weiner to Resign

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.ustream.tv/cbsnews#utm_campaign=synclickback&source=http://www.tmz.com/&medium=522594

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Press Conference over. The dude yelling "Are you more than 7 inches?' throughout it was really annoying.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Press Conference over. The dude yelling "Are you more than 7 inches?' throughout it was really annoying.

I think it was barfo.

 

[Klinky]

Well the Democrats have officially chopped on their Weiner...

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Well the Democrats have officially chopped on their Weiner...

LOL!!

Now, I'd like to see 'em chop off their boobs.

 

[barfo]

So, to recap: "Weiner stood stiffly at the podium. 'I resign!', he ejaculated. Then he went limp."

barfo

 

[BrianFromWA]

and was depressed afterwards. And took a nap.

 

[Natebishop3]

Who votes for a guy named Weiner anyway?

 

[Klinky]

and was depressed afterwards. And took a nap.

Sex guilt & depression, now we know why you're so grumpy all the time...

 

[BrianFromWA]

You're confusing me with someone else, I think... I can't think of anyone less guilty when they have sex than a guy who saved it up for the woman he married. It goes back to that "1 cookie now vs. 4 cookies later" thing.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

So, to recap: "Weiner stood stiffly at the podium. 'I resign!', he ejaculated. Then he went limp."

barfo

The beginnings of a great novel.

 

[Klinky]

It goes back to that "1 cookie now vs. 4 cookies later" thing.

So you have 1 wife & 3 concubines ?

 

[Minstrel]

I can't think of anyone less guilty when they have sex than a guy who saved it up for the woman he married. It goes back to that "1 cookie now vs. 4 cookies later" thing.

How is it "1 cookie now vs. 4 cookies later" out of curiosity? It seems like you could sleep with however many you want (lots of cookies) and then marry and sleep with him/her from then on (however you want to count that as cookies). It's not mutually exclusive.

Or are the "4 cookies later" a metaphor for heaven, due to not being promiscuous? Father, son, holy ghost and...what's the fourth?

 

[barfo]

How is it "1 cookie now vs. 4 cookies later" out of curiosity? It seems like you could sleep with however many you want (lots of cookies) and then marry and sleep with him/her from then on (however you want to count that as cookies). It's not mutually exclusive.

Or are the "4 cookies later" a metaphor for heaven, due to not being promiscuous? Father, son, holy ghost and...what's the fourth?

The 4th is a literal cookie. Everyone passing through the gates gets a fresh-baked cookie, just like in first class on Continental. Don't you read scripture?

barfo