Looking for this beauty!

[rasheedfan2005]

Please be nice to new members of the forum.

I'm a new member Greg, can you milk me?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm a new member Greg, can you milk me?

I'm not Greg and I want nothing to do with your milk.

 

[Natebishop3]

Two rules to this kind of thing:

Rule 1: Be handsome.

Rule 2: Don't be ugly.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I'm not Greg and I want nothing to do with your milk.

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

 

[jlprk]

Please be nice to new members of the forum.

That single-issue poster won't be back.

 

[BBert]

The odds of finding 'this beauty' on 'this board' is approaching absolute zero.

Just go to another Blazers game, Slam Drunk.

Thanks for the fodder though. I appreciate it.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Mrs. HCP will not be pleased.

I believe you are thinking after the road trip ends.

 

[Cryptkeeper]

The odds of finding 'this beauty' on 'this board' is approaching absolute zero.

Just go to another Blazers game, Slam Drunk.

Thanks for the fodder though. I appreciate it.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Dude. You just won the internet. That's the hardest I've laughed in years.

"Won" or "broke"?

 

[Cryptkeeper]

"Won" or "broke"?

One is just as good as the other.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Dude, if she gave you a fake phone number, it wasn't meant to be.

 

[julius]

I'm actually interested in how this ended up. Arrested, a restraining order, or worse...marriage.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Mt. Tabor is our meetup place of choice here. Fights, weddings, public stonings, ... it all happens at Mt. Tabor park!

 

[Boob-No-More]

Don't give up Slam Dunk. If it's meant to be, you will find your dream girl. I speak from experience. I had a similar intimate moment of eye contact at a recent Blazers game. I was smitten. It was love at first sight. I trolled all the online forums trying to track down the object of my desire. I'd almost given up all hope when, in desperation, I posted the photo below in the Missed Connections section of craigslist:

He must have been looking for me, too, because he responded within minutes. Aren't I the lucky one??? My ultimate fantasy even came with the duct tape pre-installed. For a stalker, it doesn't get much better than that!

BNM

 

[THE HCP]

What in the hell is happening to this place! Now this wanna be Buffalo Bill is on here asking for help in finding his next lamp shade errrrr victim? #skinsuit

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[PapaG]

Lets find her....

I think it's a poster's wife/girlfriend. Not HCP's, either. A dipshit would leave this thread up on a public board...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I think it's a poster's wife/girlfriend. Not HCP's, either. A dipshit would leave this thread up on a public board...

Did you just call me a dipshit?!?

 

[MickZagger]

I think it's a poster's wife/girlfriend. Not HCP's, either. A dipshit would leave this thread up on a public board...

Is that Jlprk's lady?

 

[THE HCP]

#lampshade

 

[jlprk]

Is that Jlprk's lady?

I'll sell you my ex-wife for negative $50. You agree to keep her from phoning me to complain I still have her self-propelled lawn mower. The summer just began.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

I got her address from the Blazers as she was a season ticket holder. Her name is Mary Jo. I was going to put a good word in for you but was smitten with her beauty and that we both share love for security blankets.

Wait, what time is it? Gotta run. I am late for the BBQ at Mary Jo's Farm!