Losing the pick was the best thing to happen to this cesspool of a city.

[SlyPokerDog]

It is the only time he can get hard. When he is smelling dookie.

That's not nice, cat.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

That's not nice, cat.

True story. A buddy of mine was in the Air Force. He knew someone in his group that would go into the bathrooms including porta potties to yank one off. Once he became a civilian again he had issues with getting a boner unless he was in a place that smelled like a bathroom.

@UncleCliffy'sDaddy knows I love him.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

you actually measure your dick when you're standing in sewage?

It is the only time he can get hard. When he is smelling dookie.

I have literally heard every sewage related joke known to mankind (and have thoroughly enjoyed every one). So if you want to go there (and make jokes), I’ll embarrass you! ……………

 

[Hoopguru]

I have literally heard every sewage related joke known to mankind (and have thoroughly enjoyed every one). So if you want to go there (and make jokes), I’ll embarrass you! ……………

Serious question? do they use oysters in STP's?

 

[wizenheimer]

I have literally heard every sewage related joke known to mankind (and have thoroughly enjoyed every one). So if you want to go there (and make jokes), I’ll embarrass you! ……………

does shit ---> downhill?

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Serious question? do they use oysters in STP's?

??? Not that I have ever heard, though they are using worms in some places. Most places just use basic microbiology (the microorganisms do the work). Though I’m sure oysters (if you have enough of them) would probably be partially effective, as they are absorbent little sponges………not that that is necessarily a good thing…….

 

[Titan]

So how is losing draft picks good for us? I am lost here. Might as well go duck and cover from all these quakes.

 

[Dougnsalem]

True story. A buddy of mine was in the Air Force. He knew someone in his group that would go into the bathrooms including porta potties to yank one off. Once he became a civilian again he had issues with getting a boner unless he was in a place that smelled like a bathroom.

@UncleCliffy'sDaddy knows I love him.

Too. Much. Info.....



(This place hasn't changed a bit. That is a good thing.)

 

[tykendo]

I did Sanis, for Cintas in Eugene for 8 months. Basically cleaning shitters at industrial plants, and restaurants. Talk about cesspool, and how disgusting mankind can be. Industrial workers were the worst, period. Filth in the highest.

 

[oldmangrouch]

you actually measure your dick when you're standing in sewage?

"My dickie is 3 dookies long!"

Put that on your Tinder profile.

 

[THE HCP]

Weird flex, so the Blazers suck so an earthquake is going to destroy Portland?!? I mean it's a bit on the biblical side but okay.

What cracks me up is when people bring up how we should be so embarrassed by what other parts of the country think about our city! The fuck!!?? Do people who say this even travel around the rest of the country and see what it’s really like?

 

[julius]

What cracks me up is when people bring up how we should be so embarrassed by what other parts of the country think about our city! The fuck!!?? Do people who say this even travel around the rest of the country and see what it’s really like?

No. Most of them want to live in an angry echo chamber who can't figure out why it is their life sucks so it must be the city. And even if they move and their life sucks, it's still the city they used to live in!

 

[tykendo]

"My dickie is 3 dookies long!"

Put that on your Tinder profile.

That could be bad if your dookies are Hershey's squirts.