bodyman5001
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Douchebag's IQ score is on the jersey in his avatar
(7 until he changes it to something more realistic like 30)
^ You sire, emit a foul and unpleasant odor.
I mock your value system.
You also appear foolish in the eyes of others.
Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.
The slide depicted in your Calvin and Hobbs avatar represents the nosedive that overrated strip inevitably went into as people realized it was an obvious attempt to masquerade shallow philosophy behind large words and a small boy's dreams.
Anyone who doesn't think so is a pussy.
The slide depicted in your Calvin and Hobbs avatar represents the nosedive that overrated strip inevitably went into as people realized it was an obvious attempt to masquerade shallow philosophy behind large words and a small boy's dreams.
Anyone who doesn't think so is a pussy.
Look at me, I am a moron like Mook.....waaaaaaaaay too slow
The slide depicted in your Calvin and Hobbs avatar represents the nosedive that overrated strip inevitably went into as people realized it was an obvious attempt to masquerade shallow philosophy behind large words and a small boy's dreams.
Is a fan of Maggy Simpson.... out of all the characters in that show, you choose the little defenseless baby to be a fan of. Do you have to inform your neighbors when you move into a new house?
Hahahahahaha! I laugh at you without explaining why!
Look at me, I am a moron like Mook.....waaaaaaaaay too slow
Look at me. I am a fucktard like bodyman5001. I don't know how to push the "quote" button.
"Lookit me, I'm bodyman. I pretend to be a politically incorrect guy's guy on the Internet when in reality I enjoy Kenny G and a nice bubble bath which makes me question my sexuality and that frightens me."
This is not a joke, I am listening to Journey's greatest hits at this fucking very second. No fooling.
One problem though, when I was in the ER last week there was this super hot young brunette female nurse named Kristen who gave me a stiffy by rubbing her chest all over me trying to put in an IV.
Yep, hot 24 year old female nurse got me all excited even though I was in horrific pain. It was awesome.
One problem though, when I was in the ER last week there was this super hot young brunette female nurse named Kristen who gave me a stiffy by rubbing her chest all over me trying to put in an IV.
Yep, hot 24 year old female nurse got me all excited even though I was in horrific pain. It was awesome.
Some day love will find you. She'll give you lovin, touching and squeezin, holding you in open arms, any way you want it. You are only the young, so you won't stop believing.
But the girl can't help, she needs more. You'll go your separate ways. You'll think you'll be all right without her.
But there you are with a bottle of Jergens and a tissue, just like right now, being good to yourself.
Who's crying now?