Funny Manly stuff you do?

[Hoopguru]

I use Old Spice & hardly ever cut my toe nails!

 

[julius]

I fart and cup the smell up to my nose and say 'GAWD DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD BREAKFAST'.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Be myself.

 

[ripcityboy]

I fart and cup the smell up to my nose and say 'GAWD DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD BREAKFAST'.

Thzt's not a manly thing to do. That's just fucking disgusting.

 

[yankeesince59]

...while outside and around other guys, I spit on the ground for no apparent reason.

 

[yankeesince59]

Thzt's not a manly thing to do. That's just fucking disgusting.

...depends on what he had for breakfast.

 

[ripcityboy]

...depends on what he had for breakfast.

Beans and black coffee, hopefully.

 

[julius]

It's especially great when you're sick and you can smell the sickness....mmmmmmmmmm


I was going to post a video about fart sniffing, just for shits and giggles, but holy shit, there's a ton of them on youtube.

This is my favorite one.



what in the hell? Who has a camera and goes "hey, I know...let's make a video about you smelling my farts!"

 

[yankeesince59]

Beans and black coffee, hopefully.

...lol...touche'.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Vote conservative

 

[yankeesince59]

It's especially great when you're sick and you can smell the sickness....mmmmmmmmmm


I was going to post a video about fart sniffing, just for shits and giggles, but holy shit, there's a ton of them on youtube.

This is my favorite one.



what in the hell? Who has a camera and goes "hey, I know...let's make a video about you smelling my farts!"

...I'm sure that fart had a wonderfully aromatic bouquet but she failed to set the fart on fire with a lighter...which would have been the "manly" thing to do.

 

[santeesioux]

I never cut my facial hair, I pick up and move heavy stuff no one else can, and I open jars.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Pee on toilet seats

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Never wash my jeans

 

[Chris Craig]

It's especially great when you're sick and you can smell the sickness....mmmmmmmmmm


I was going to post a video about fart sniffing, just for shits and giggles, but holy shit, there's a ton of them on youtube.

This is my favorite one.



what in the hell? Who has a camera and goes "hey, I know...let's make a video about you smelling my farts!"

WTF there is some wierd shit out there

 

[Chris Craig]

...I'm sure that fart had a wonderfully aromatic bouquet but she failed to set the fart on fire with a lighter...which would have been the "manly" thing to do.

I am sure there is a video of that too

 

[Chris Craig]

Pee on toilet seats

 

[barfo]

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

I smoke Cigars, drink beer and whiskey/rum, play chess, eat my eggs sunny side up, play sports, yell at the tv during games from my recliner. Wear white tshirts. Take long craps while reading. Lift weights. Kill spiders and insects. BBQ and Cook. Collect movies. Take out the garbage. Paintballing. Fart and burp. Camping. Fishing. Mountain climbing. Fix things. Say "what?" to my wife a lot.

 

[MarAzul]

I open jars.

I like this one!
My grandsons were with us this weekend. Yesterday I got a new jar of pickles out of the pantry, took them to the kitchen and strained like hell trying to open that jar. Finally I exclaimed, it's just too hard for me! Handed the jar to Grandmother,
and asked her to give it a try. She opened it with ease! Asked the boy if they wanted one? They were still standing there wide eyed.


Other than that, I am back at the boat now, a manly place it is.

 

[Propagandist]

It's especially great when you're sick and you can smell the sickness....mmmmmmmmmm


I was going to post a video about fart sniffing, just for shits and giggles, but holy shit, there's a ton of them on youtube.

This is my favorite one.



what in the hell? Who has a camera and goes "hey, I know...let's make a video about you smelling my farts!"

This video confused me so much I think the damage is permanent.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Handed the jar to Grandmother,
and asked her to give it a try.

Your grandmother is still alive?!?

 

[Propagandist]

I smoke Cigars, drink beer and whiskey/rum, play chess, eat my eggs sunny side up, play sports, yell at the tv during games from my recliner. Wear white tshirts. Take long craps while reading. Lift weights. Kill spiders and insects. BBQ and Cook. Collect movies. Take out the garbage. Paintballing. Fart and burp. Camping. Fishing. Mountain climbing. Fix things. Say "what?" to my wife a lot.

I smoke the occasional cigar, drink scotch straight, play sports, stand up for myself, don't count calories, forget shit my wife asks me to do, pay the mortgage, fix my cars, say fuck a lot, shave with clippers instead of a razor, read everything Hemingway ever wrote...I could go on but I'm going to go do some push ups.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I find small animals in the neighborhood and kill them.

 

[barfo]

I find small animals in the neighborhood and kill them.

Human babies are indeed, technically, small animals.

barfo

 

[MarAzul]

Your grandmother is still alive?!?

 

[MarAzul]

read everything Hemingway ever wrote..

OMG! That is classic painful! The prime example of when to give up on a book.

 

[Chris Craig]

I find small animals in the neighborhood and kill them.

Wow

 

[jlprk]

I find small dead animals and eat them. I don't know where they come from, but some weirdo keeps shitting on them.

 

[Cippy91]

Beat my girl. Manly as fuck