I don't know if Marbury is so much "up for grabs" as he is "out back in the dumpster waiting to be picked up."
A commercial just played in my mind reading that
Opening shot:
(The camera pans over a dirty alley way coming to a rest at a dumpster.)
Stephon Marbury: (calling from a dumpster) "I've fallen into garbage that resembles my game AND I CAN'T UP!"
Marbury pushes a giant white button from a chain around his neck
Washed-up prima donna player alert: it saves you when your game can't!
(Up comes a giant figure who reaches out to Starbury)
Stephon: "I can't see to good, is that
really you Kevin McHale?"
The giant figure: "Yes it is me McHale here to rescue you!"
Stephon: "Back to Minnesota? But I thought they fired you?"
McHale:"It's true they did, I'm just a talent scout for Chris Wallace here to save you!"
(Commercials fades out Stephon can be heard to say "Memphis, damn straight I hear they got Z-bo AND AI down there hellz yeah boyee Starbury time baby!")
Washed-up prima donna player alert: it saves you when your game can't!