Maris

[BrianFromWA]

julius: head to the nearest jag dealership

 

[Nikolokolus]

So did this.

Good for you. Personally I think public shaming is a lost art.

 

[MARIS61]

First of all HCP, I never questioned your parenting skills. Merely pointed out the fact that the real cause of all these mass shootings is the shooters all come from dysfunctional families where they were usually raised by one parent or a relative other than their parents. Some are due to a parent's death or teen pregnancy and adoption by a family member, some are due to abusive parents, but a large number are due to absentee parents whether they are physically absent or just not communicative. You should worry more about your own child becoming one than being killed by one. Statistically, the former is far more likely.

Mass murderers are created by humans. Not by guns.

You attacked me first, telling me "FUCK YOU!" simply because I support the 2nd Amendment and I don't agree with your sheepish media-driven over-reaction to what is and always will be an extremely rare happening compared to just about any other danger your children may realistically face in their lifetime.

And LOL at you wanting to disarm me first before beating me to a pulp in your uncontrollable rage.

Hey, I'm sure you're Superman when you want to be, and technology is amazing, but nothing comes close to the real thing. Every day you're on the road away from them is a day you'll regret when you're my age looking back. You're a smart, talented guy with an impressive resume. Get a local job, relish the nirvana of raising your family, go back to the road when they grow up and move out. I mean this as sincere, caring advice.

 

[maxiep]

What is the Mt. Tabor joke...... did I miss something? And if we could put the proceeds towards education about guns I would fight him at Mt. Tabor. By the upper reservoir........ I will get some camera guys up there and we can put it on PPV! I could get at least 2 or 3 sponsors today!

It's an O-Live thing. Hilarous at the time.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

I have not looked at all of the parents of the kids that have perpetuated these crimes, but the VT shooter looked to.have a strong family.

 

[jlprk]

MARIS is an obvious troll. Does he even post on the Blazer forum anymore? He was the same way on ESPN. Rarely posted about hoops, and went right at people in such an absurd manner that you dismissed it because it was so juvenile.

Not true. 90% of his posts were about basketball on that board. You, on the other hand, regaled us with your plan to run for local political office in order to straighten out the country.

I haven't read one post from the mass murder thread, but I see I will have to.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Nothing like turning a questioning your parental skills into forum fodder

You're making it bigger fodder, and then bitching about it?

 

[jlprk]

That thread is 22 pages and growing. Fuck that. I haven't even read the news article yet, much less 22 pages of comments.

HCP, you know me like a brother, we have been through so much together, so take it out on me. Criticize my parenting skills. It won't hurt my feelings. I don't see what the big deal is. Of course, I won't be reading the thread.

Okay, you can start now.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.

I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

 

[jlprk]

There's also a 5-pager on the murders called "Why?" I'll skip that too! 27 pages gives me an extra day of life.

HCP, mercy, please! Think of your wife while you go so hard on me!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

id like to help you out. which way did you come in?

 

[jlprk]

Both sides agree that there's no way out once you're in. Think of this claustrophobia as being entrapped in the middle of a 27-pager in the dark when you're on fire and can't breathe.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

you stare at frozen juice cans because they say "concentrate"

 

[Haakzilla]

you stare at frozen juice cans because they say "concentrate"

...haha, where is that line from?!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

...haha, where is that line from?!

It's gotta be a yo mama joke adapted.