Mark Mason makes me feel like a dirty, dirty boy....or

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Domihatin

Domihatin

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HE is the dirty one. Everyone knows what I'm talking about: After the Blazers dancers do their routine, when he says, "Your BLAAAZERRR damcerrrrrs" in the tone and inflection that he uses. My God. It sounds creepy as Hell and instantly makes me think that he's eyeing these girls in NOT a family fun way. And like he is introducing a bevy of strippers or a whole lineup of bunny ranch bimbos. Most importantly, it sounds like he's calling out everyone in the arena (adult men and women, anyway) for what is going through some or many of their minds. Your suddenly snapped out of this private moment in your mind when you hear his voice say that. It's like, "what? I was having a private moment, a private thought process, how did you know and why did you say it like THAT??"

Am I just crazy? Or am I the one who's unclean?????
 
No! Come on! You've heard him say that, right? Will somebody post YouTube clip or something of him saying that?
 
I mean, he's got a great voice for an arena announcer, probably the best in the business, but when he says that line, it immediately transports him to a strip club and he's the DJ and he is saying some strippers name like Destiny or Sage or Ariana in that same tone after she's leaving the stage after her performance.
 
Domihatin said:
We've all heard it, we all know what he sounds like. Can't you picture in your head him saying that?
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Yup. I've heard him say it 100 times and never once thought there was anything weird about it. He uses the same inflection/voice for the halftime entertainment or the Toyota Half Court Shot, etc etc. I'll chalk this up to another one of your dumb ass threads you like to start.
 
I used to listen to Mark's show on KEX, always seemed like a nice guy, his fighting and recovering from his health problems were inspiring. Always talked about his wife. My biggest problems with him is he's been a 49er season ticket holder for years and his love of Saabs.

Nice guy, loves his family, not a perv.
 
Domihatin said:
HE is the dirty one. Everyone knows what I'm talking about: After the Blazers dancers do their routine, when he says, "Your BLAAAZERRR damcerrrrrs" in the tone and inflection that he uses. My God. It sounds creepy as Hell and instantly makes me think that he's eyeing these girls in NOT a family fun way. And like he is introducing a bevy of strippers or a whole lineup of bunny ranch bimbos. Most importantly, it sounds like he's calling out everyone in the arena (adult men and women, anyway) for what is going through some or many of their minds. Your suddenly snapped out of this private moment in your mind when you hear his voice say that. It's like, "what? I was having a private moment, a private thought process, how did you know and why did you say it like THAT??"

Am I just crazy? Or am I the one who's unclean?????
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You post some weird fucking thread's.
 
It's posts like this that make me believe that you're not someone who is "in the know" or talked to Dame and want to tell Brooke and Lamar some inside info, as you indicated, but instead you're just some dipshit kid who thinks they're clever.
 
julius said:
It's posts like this that make me believe that you're not someone who is "in the know" or talked to Dame and want to tell Brooke and Lamar some inside info, as you indicated, but instead you're just some dipshit kid who thinks they're clever.
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If he was an “insider” he’d know this is complete horeshit.
 
THE HCP said:
If he was an “insider” he’d know this is complete horeshit.
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Yep, if there's one thing we can almost all agree on, MM is a very humble and non creepy guy. I mean, ffs, he's a cat person.
 
Wow, some serious frozen dinosaur logs in here...
No sense of humor and no ability to read between the lines. I love Mark, I am talking about the way he says something and think it's funny and makes me think.
 
Domihatin said:
Wow, some serious frozen dinosaur logs in here...
No sense of humor and no ability to read between the lines. I love Mark, I am talking about the way he says something and think it's funny and makes me think.
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I feel like a dirty dog reading your posts.

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Domihatin said:
Wow, some serious frozen dinosaur logs in here...
No sense of humor and no ability to read between the lines. I love Mark, I am talking about the way he says something and think it's funny and makes me think.
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Not everything you think has to be posted on a public forum.
 
julius said:
It's posts like this that make me believe that you're not someone who is "in the know" or talked to Dame and want to tell Brooke and Lamar some inside info, as you indicated, but instead you're just some dipshit kid who thinks they're clever.
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boomer/gen x/old millenial instead of kid.

I don't think kids use old fart forums unless it's reddit.
 
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Domihatin said:
HE is the dirty one. Everyone knows what I'm talking about: After the Blazers dancers do their routine, when he says, "Your BLAAAZERRR damcerrrrrs" in the tone and inflection that he uses. My God. It sounds creepy as Hell and instantly makes me think that he's eyeing these girls in NOT a family fun way. And like he is introducing a bevy of strippers or a whole lineup of bunny ranch bimbos. Most importantly, it sounds like he's calling out everyone in the arena (adult men and women, anyway) for what is going through some or many of their minds. Your suddenly snapped out of this private moment in your mind when you hear his voice say that. It's like, "what? I was having a private moment, a private thought process, how did you know and why did you say it like THAT??"

Am I just crazy? Or am I the one who's unclean?????
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Its you and this was a huge waste of fucking time.

Just FYI i stopped reading about two sentences in. Your post offered nothing. Do better.
 
Apparently no one has heard Mark say this or they would know what I'm talking about about.

I think many are missing the point entirely and just taking the opportunity to insult me in an attempt to make themselves appear superior. Sadly, since the concept flew right over their heads, and judging by the reactions, it is clear they are very base and simple creatures.

As one poster said, yes, it is August and we are at the pinnacle of the off-season with not much going on. If you disagree with my ponderings of Mark's delivery of "your Blazer dancers", or if you think the topic is a waste of time, is banal, off-color, or what have you, then you are certainly welcome to your opinion.

I might think you should lighten up a little and laugh it off as a bizarre and wild take on something or an odd thing to bring up, but there is really no need to start flexing the big hairy bellies, revving the engines on your big pick-up trucks or waving your confederate flags, or pitchforks and torches around.

It blatantly announces your sophistication level.

However, when I post such a classy and insightful series of thoughts and legitimate musings of a standout aspect of the arena experience (albeit in a playful, silly and intentionally self-deprecating way), it obviously denotes a highly advanced, yet singularly and markedly warped sense of humor.

Am I crazy? Probably.

Am I inappropriate? Subjectively, sure.

Am I ridiculous, absurd, suspicious.......why not?
 
Also, I should clarify again that I don't think Make is anything but a wholesome family man with good thoughts, but what I'm saying is that that delivery of that line makes ME read much more into his mind and MY own mind as I hear it.

And I thought it was obvious. When I am in the arena and hear that, I whip my head around and look around to see if other people are making the same confused and surprised face that I am. Like, "did I really hear him say it like THAT?"

Anyway, I've obviously offended some, annoyed many and confused others.

I DO think that some of you should lighten up a little.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
I feel like a dirty dog reading your posts.

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Haha, nice imagery. A dog always must be bathed by the master and many hate bath time, preferring to revel in their own filth. This dog seems to be very eager for a good scrubbing. You saying I should do some self-cleaning? I won't argue there.
 
BoBoBREWSKI said:
Yup. I've heard him say it 100 times and never once thought there was anything weird about it. He uses the same inflection/voice for the halftime entertainment or the Toyota Half Court Shot, etc etc. I'll chalk this up to another one of your dumb ass threads you like to start.
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I liked your WTF reaction; that was perfect.

And come on! You cannot be serious! He does NOT speak with the same inflection and tone when he says, "your Portland wheelchair league" or whatever they are called. If he did, I would be very concerned.

He says "your Blazer dancers" like you would expect a strip club DJ to talk and like he knows thousands of guys and gals were just being titillated by them shaking their goods provocatively and were captivated by their suggestive and intentionally arousing dancing. Or hyper-erotic, psycho-sexualized floor routines, if you prefer.

Are you going to tell me they aren't selling something there? It's the oldest profession. Why do you think they slap a bouncy, barely covered and contained rack on top of a car for an ad? Sex sells. In Europe, they are just honest about it. Here, everyone does it, but tries to act like they're not. That's why you don't see a squad of heavies out there heaving and quivering like vibrating refrigerator to whip the crowd into an excited frenzy. That would not be sexy. You don't want to watch a female Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum out there, rolling around in skin-tight cat suits.

That's not sexy.
 
julius said:
Yep, if there's one thing we can almost all agree on, MM is a very humble and non creepy guy. I mean, ffs, he's a cat person.
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Maybe creepy wasn't the right word. And I don't get your cat comment, because I was talking about kitties.
 
In fact, the dance team of any NBA team could just be called Titties and Kitties and it wouldn't be a lie.
 
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