Science Men are useless

[barfo]

Heads up guys, we don't have a future.

California condors almost went extinct. Now, scientists say, they are capable of reproducing without males.

barfo

 

[Minstrel]

I'm getting a little sick of barfo's unceasing posts about how terrible men (condors) are.

 

[Lanny]

Heads up guys, we don't have a future.

California condors almost went extinct. Now, scientists say, they are capable of reproducing without males.

barfo

At my age, (sorry ladies), that's no big deal.

 

[barfo]

It's inevitable that society will become 100% women, and men will be farmed as a food source.

But there is another way. We have to win the race. We need to learn how to produce offspring by ourselves before the women do.

barfo

 

[andalusian]

Heads up guys, we don't have a future.

California condors almost went extinct. Now, scientists say, they are capable of reproducing without males.

I would like to go on record that I never did, nor do I ever plan on copulating with a Condor.

This sounds like a pirate extrapolating from his experience to the rest of us.

 

[barfo]

I would like to go on record that I never did, nor do I ever plan on copulating with a Condor.

Right, like you wouldn't do her?

Give me a break. No guy would kick that out of bed.

barfo

 

[Minstrel]

I would like to go on record that I never did, nor do I ever plan on copulating with a Condor.

Wow, that was a little defensive in answering a question no one asked you. A little telling. You know, we're not going to judge you for having done that.

 

[Lanny]

I would like to go on record that I never did, nor do I ever plan on copulating with a Condor.

This sounds like a pirate extrapolating from his experience to the rest of us.

That's funny, I literally drooled at the thought.
One day I went to a whore house that specialized in kinky sex, you know, Sly's obsession. I was looking for something really kinky. So I asked the madam for the kinkiest sex she had. She said to enter room number 7 which I did. A marvelous young lady in there said to take off all my clothes which I also did. She leaves the room and says that my partner would soon enter and to engage in sex immediately. A turkey enters the room. Wow, okay, I dutifully engage in wild wild sex. I came back the next night and asked for something kinky but different. She sent me to room six. I go in and the lights are so dim that it's hard to see. After a while I see a place to sit among a bunch of other men. A curtain lifts revealing a large one way mirror with a guy in the adjacent room going to town with a sheep. I turned to the guy next to me and said "Wow, that's really kinky." He replied "Oh, that's nothing. Last night there was a guy in there with a turkey."

 

[andalusian]

Wow, that was a little defensive in answering a question no one asked you. A little telling. You know, we're not going to judge you for having done that.

I believe in proactively getting ahead of problems in the charged social networking of today. You want to stand before the jury and account for your actions when you were seen around that nest, be my guest.

 

[andalusian]

Right, like you wouldn't do her?

Give me a break. No guy would kick that out of bed.

barfo

If that you, Barfo?

 

[Natebishop3]

Maybe if they posted on here about Carmelo Anthony they wouldn't have almost done extinct.

 

[andalusian]

Maybe if they posted on here about Carmelo Anthony they wouldn't have almost done extinct.

A surprising amount of species have not learned that from the dodo

 

[Hoopguru]

 

[Orion Bailey]

This is news?
Ive kown im useless for a looooong time.

 

[Strenuus]

Accurate thread title is accurate.

 

[e_blazer]

Okay, if I find a used condom in this year's Butterball, I'm definitely switching to tofurkey. Nothing personal, Lanny.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Condors are the best lovers.

 

[Lanny]

This is news?
Ive kown im useless for a looooong time.

Welcome to my world.

 

[Lanny]

Condors are the best lovers.
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Disagree, I say turkeys.

 

[Chris Craig]

A surprising amount of species have not learned that from the dodo

The Dodo gets a bad rap

 

[riverman]

On another front they recently discovered elephants are starting to give birth to tuskless offspring...natural defense mechanism...smart creatures...if we don't have tusks, they won't kill us all

 

[barfo]

The Dodo gets a bad rap

Ask and ye shall receive:

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, men, it's time.
It's time, men (aight, men, begin).
Straight out the lonely dungeons of rap.

The book drops deep as does my cat.
I never drink, 'cause to drink is the cousin of bat.
Beyond the walls of drums, life is defined.
I think of Dodo when I'm in a Portland state of mind.

Hope the at got some caveat.
My bat don't like no dirty mat.
Run up to the hat and get the rat.

In a Portland state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The lonely book?
You complain about volume.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the outlook.

I'm rappin' to the box,
And I'm gonna move your paradox.

Entertaining, crazy, cool, like a banana
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were an anna.

I can't take the volume, can't take the bat.
I woulda tried to love I guess I got no hat.

I'm rappin' to the paradox,
And I'm gonna move your box.

Yea, yaz, in a Portland state of mind.

When I was young my cousin had a hook.
I waz kicked out without no look.
I never thought I'd see that cook.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my cousin's crook.

A lifeless stick is quite the dick.

Thinking of Dodo. Yaz, thinking of Dodo (Dodo).

 

[andalusian]

The Dodo gets a bad rap

Well, they are an Indie Rock band.