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BassPlaya
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Not many will be old enough to remember Yorgi.
"I Yust go Nuts at Christmas"
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
On that yolly holiday
I’ll go in the red like a knucklehead
Cuz I'll squander all my pay
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
Shopping sure drives me berserk
On the day before, I rush in a store
Like a pure bewildered yerk
I look at nightgowns for my wife
Those black ones trimmed in red
But I won’t know her size and so
She'll get a carpet sweeper instead
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
When each kid hangs up his sock
It's a time for kids to flip their lids
While their Papa goes in hock
On the night before Christmas
It's still in the house
My family is sleeping
So I'm quiet like a mouse
I look at my watch and midnight is near
I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer
Down at the corner, the crowd is so merry
I end up by drinking about 12 Tom & Yerry
I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping
When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping
They sit on my face and they yump on my belly
And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly
They scream Merry Christmas, and my poor wife and me
We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree
My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle
I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle
Yust before Christmas dinner, I relax to a point
Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint
On Christmas, I hug and I kiss my wife's mother
The rest of the year we don't speak to each other
After dinner, my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie
Get into an argument; they're both awful screwy
Then all my wife's family say Louie is right
And my goofy relations, they yoin in the fight
Back in the corner, the radio is playing
And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying
"Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men"
And yust at that moment, someone slugs Uncle Ben
They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear
Oh, I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
But I still have lots of fun
Yust the same as you, I enyoy it too
Merry Christmas, everyone!
"I Yust go Nuts at Christmas"
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
On that yolly holiday
I’ll go in the red like a knucklehead
Cuz I'll squander all my pay
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
Shopping sure drives me berserk
On the day before, I rush in a store
Like a pure bewildered yerk
I look at nightgowns for my wife
Those black ones trimmed in red
But I won’t know her size and so
She'll get a carpet sweeper instead
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
When each kid hangs up his sock
It's a time for kids to flip their lids
While their Papa goes in hock
On the night before Christmas
It's still in the house
My family is sleeping
So I'm quiet like a mouse
I look at my watch and midnight is near
I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer
Down at the corner, the crowd is so merry
I end up by drinking about 12 Tom & Yerry
I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping
When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping
They sit on my face and they yump on my belly
And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly
They scream Merry Christmas, and my poor wife and me
We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree
My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle
I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle
Yust before Christmas dinner, I relax to a point
Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint
On Christmas, I hug and I kiss my wife's mother
The rest of the year we don't speak to each other
After dinner, my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie
Get into an argument; they're both awful screwy
Then all my wife's family say Louie is right
And my goofy relations, they yoin in the fight
Back in the corner, the radio is playing
And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying
"Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men"
And yust at that moment, someone slugs Uncle Ben
They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear
Oh, I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
But I still have lots of fun
Yust the same as you, I enyoy it too
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Put it on all our Christmas lists!
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Happy holidays everyone! I hope you all are able to spend time with family, friends and the ones you love!
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Are you watching NBA or NFL today?
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(Got a feeling that most of us will find at least a little bit of familiarity in the lyrics)
Merry Christmas From The Family (Robert Earl Keen)
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
'Til he sang "Feliz Navidad"
"Feliz Navidad"
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Nell
Of course, he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
"Noel, Noel, The first Noel"
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of pampers, some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang "Silent Night"
"Silent night, holy night"
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad
Merry Christmas From The Family (Robert Earl Keen)
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
'Til he sang "Feliz Navidad"
"Feliz Navidad"
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Nell
Of course, he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
"Noel, Noel, The first Noel"
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of pampers, some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang "Silent Night"
"Silent night, holy night"
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad
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Dashing through the stores
Go workers charge-a-plated
Trying to forget
That they are alienated
Bells on cashbox ring, making prospects bright
To roll in record profits what with prices at their height
Jingle bells, ring up sales, profits all the way
Oh what fun it is to make you pay us while you pray
Jingle bells, ring up sales, blessed are the meek
Boy, will you be blessed when you get our bill next week
Dashing through the stores
Stocking up on trash
Your college sophomore
Wants a pipe for hash
Bells on cashbox ring, while Muzak plays so sweet
For the man with everything, a fur lined toilet seat
Jingle bells, ring up sales, we are so devout
Peace on earth good will towards men is what we're all about
Jingle bells, ring up sales, you'll get your piece of pie
When you take your charge card to that Macy's in the sky
Go workers charge-a-plated
Trying to forget
That they are alienated
Bells on cashbox ring, making prospects bright
To roll in record profits what with prices at their height
Jingle bells, ring up sales, profits all the way
Oh what fun it is to make you pay us while you pray
Jingle bells, ring up sales, blessed are the meek
Boy, will you be blessed when you get our bill next week
Dashing through the stores
Stocking up on trash
Your college sophomore
Wants a pipe for hash
Bells on cashbox ring, while Muzak plays so sweet
For the man with everything, a fur lined toilet seat
Jingle bells, ring up sales, we are so devout
Peace on earth good will towards men is what we're all about
Jingle bells, ring up sales, you'll get your piece of pie
When you take your charge card to that Macy's in the sky
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
