Meyers snaps

[dviss1]

I actually don't hate this as much as his serious posts. hes joking. the music the car and all that. right? please?

It's a bad joke. Another bad joke? His game.... Bring attention to yourself by BEING good... Not pretending.... Who the fuck was he playing against in the video, a tax attorney?

I'm glad he's FINALLY at Hakeem's camp which is long overdue and should've been been there EVERY offseason of his career. He sure can afford the $10K.

That's like 1/10th of what he spent on that Double R.

 

[dviss1]

The Big Visceral Reaction should be Meyers' nickname.

It's like you Meyers haters are having a daily competition to see who can concoct the biggest Meyers diss. It's like the mob mentality of a gang of middle schoolers who select some randon kid in the lunchroom to torment.

Fuck him. Let's throw rocks at him on the playground!

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[dviss1]

That's an INSULT to the great Bret Hart...

Bret Hart is probably the coolest Canadian like ever.

 

[Strenuus]

Bret Hart and, honestly, they should never be worn again.

 

[Hobbesarable]

That's an INSULT to the great Bret Hart...

Bret Hart is probably the coolest Canadian like ever.

The Hitman is certainly one of my favorites along with Rowdy Roddy Piper and the great John Candy.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

It's more than that.

You see.....if he wanted to win Rip City's heart.....because deep down he knows nobody in this town likes him for his terrible contract and non-factor contributions.......what he would do this off-season is work with either a reputable big-man coach and/or with the rest of the team. Or he would accept that he's never going to be good at anything basketball-related, and make the best of his presence here by doing charities for the team by signing autographs and visiting children in the hospital. He'd be friendly smiles and very humble. That sort of thing.

Instead......he's doing stupid shit like this on Instagram with a Rolls Royce and some nobody douchebag in really annoying sunglasses.

That's why nobody likes him.

I could grumble about his contract, and if anything I blame Olshey for that rather than him (who's gonna turn down $10M/year to sit on their ass?). At least if he was humble about it and doing good work off the court, that would be okay.

But not this.

Thought we needed a big man coach. Really need a "be a man coach"

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'll NEVER be happy that his dog died. I felt terrible about it. After seeing this video I now wish she had got out and found a new home.

 

[Hobbesarable]

Thought we needed a big man coach. Really need a "be a man coach"

That totally sounded like R. Lee Ermey when he was alive.

 

[BlayZa]

did someone say there was a daily competition to see who can diss Meyley the best?

well shit, im IN!

 

[Jade Falcon]

That's an INSULT to the great Bret Hart...

Bret Hart is probably the coolest Canadian like ever.

This. The Excellence of Execution.

That totally sounded like R. Lee Ermey when he was alive.

Jesus H Christ.....Private Butters, why are you being a douchebag?!

Sir, because I can't play professional basketball sir!

If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be tears from fans, would there?!

Sir no sir!

Private Butters, if there is one thing I hate it is shitty basketball moves and douchebaggery, you know that don't you?

Sir yes sir!

Are you allowed to have bad basketball moves, Private Butters?!

Sir no sir!

And why is THAT, Private Butters?!

Sir, because I suck at basketball sir!

Because you are an overpaid annoyance, Private Butters!

Sir yes sir!

Private Butters has dishonored himself, and his team. I have tried to help Private Butters. I have failed. I have failed because you have not helped me. You people have not given Private Butters the proper motivation. So...from now on, whenever Private Butters fucks up, I will not punish him. I will punish all of YOU!

And the way I see it Blazer fans......YOU OWE ME TEN MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!

Now get on your faces.....

Open your buttcheeks, Private Butters! They're paying for it, you take it!

 

[HailBlazers]

Fuck him. Let's throw rocks at him on the playground!

Slow your roll shorty!!

 

[Propagandist]

Dudes. I watched that video once (!) and I keep seeing 11's face with those stupid sunglasses like it's been singed into my subconscious! For my mental health I'm bailing on this thread.

 

[BigGameDamian]

That's an INSULT to the great Bret Hart...

Bret Hart is probably the coolest Canadian like ever.

 

[julius]

That's an INSULT to the great Bret Hart...

Bret Hart is probably the coolest Canadian like ever.

wrong, my grandfather, who fought in WWII, is the coolest Canadian ever.

(yes, I'm 1/4 Canadian! Take off, eh!?)

 

[PtldPlatypus]

wrong, my grandfather, who fought in WWII, is the coolest Canadian ever.

(yes, I'm 1/4 Canadian! Take off, eh!?)

Hoser.

 

[julius]

Hoser.

\Hey, only my people can use that word.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

\Hey, only my people can use that word.

I was...um...referring to your tendency to water your lawn. Yeah, that's the ticket...

 

[dviss1]

I was...um...referring to your tendency to water your lawn. Yeah, that's the ticket...

 

[0-Our!]

Dudes. I watched that video once (!) and I keep seeing 11's face with those stupid sunglasses like it's been singed into my subconscious! For my mental health I'm bailing on this thread.

1st... burned into your retinas... THEN etched into your mind for ALL eternity

 

[dviss1]

It's a bad joke. Another bad joke? His game.... Bring attention to yourself by BEING good... Not pretending.... Who the fuck was he playing against in the video, a tax attorney?

I'm glad he's FINALLY at Hakeem's camp which is long overdue and should've been been there EVERY offseason of his career. He sure can afford the $10K.

That's like 1/10th of what he spent on that Double R.

So @BonesJones set me straight. He's not set the Hakeem camp...

 

[0-Our!]

Hate is an emotion I try not to waste my energy with, and certainly not towards someone so inconsequential to my day-to-day life as Meyers Leonard.

I've always assumed that he's taking the piss with this kind of stuff, which because it's so lame, would earn him my pity rather than scorn (if it wasn't for his millions).

If he's serious, then I agree, he's a complete tool.

To be honest I find it amusing how triggered some of you are by him. I swear he does this just to troll you.

 

[hoopsjock]

Dudes. I watched that video once (!) and I keep seeing 11's face with those stupid sunglasses like it's been singed into my subconscious! For my mental health I'm bailing on this thread.

Ha, you actually think avoiding this thread will help you get that image out of your head? It's burned there permanently and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. Next time you're getting it on with someone that image will be all you can think of.

 

[BlayZa]

hang the fuck on

did he make that vid @ Hakeem's camp?

like, the Dream would have seen it? ah faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark me. how is he ever gonna invest in meyers if he knows now without a shadow of a doubt he's a complete douche.

 

[santeesioux]

The guy on the left is us.

 

[julius]

The guy on the left is us.

I wish he hadn't blocked me. Because I'd ask him if that pose will help him get minutes this year.

 

[hoopsjock]

The guy on the left is us.

Dude, thanks for not tagging your post NSFW!

 

[santeesioux]

Dude, thanks for not tagging your post NSFW!

It's something EVERYONE needs to see.

 

[Reep]

The guy on the left is us.

There are so many other brains I would love to see placed into that body to make a real NBA player. I was going to pick one, but any one of a hundred other than his own would probably make a hall of famer.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

All those muscles and then he still can’t figure out where to put his body on a basketball court.