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Bro, they're ICE agents now.What happened to the Proud Boys? You never hear about them anymore.
Mazel tov!Unicorn bride marries Kenny from South Park at Portland ICE protest
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The bride, resplendent in a unicorn outfit, and the groom, dressed as Kenny from South Park, walked down the aisle — in reality, a sidewalk across from the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in Portland — in front of a crowd of about 30 onlookers Friday.
Costumed brigades of protesters were out in force again Friday night at the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in South Portland, and at about 7 p.m., they rolled out a red carpet for an actual wedding.
The bride, resplendent in a unicorn outfit, and the groom, dressed as Kenny from South Park, tied the knot in front of a crowd of about 30 onlookers, some decked out in Care Bear and pickle costumes.
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As the ceremony began, the normally noisy crowd of nearby protesters settled down. A boom box playing loud music was silenced. Bubbles filled the air.Tatum Todd/The Oregonian
The betrothed Portland couple, who arrived and departed the scene by motorcycle, declined to be identified by name. They said they’d known each other for two decades, started dating more recently, and decided to get hitched on site to bring some joy and fun to a dark time.
“We’ve been together for two years, and my partner is very passionate about the protesting,” the groom told a reporter. “ ... People can be fun loving people and still protest. We wanted to show that this is about love and caring. We’re caring for other human beings.”
Protesters have been a near-constant outside the ICE facility since June, and attention has only increased since President Donald Trump last month announced plans to send in federal troops to stand guard. Some protesters have responded by showing up in costume and dancing, prompting late-night TV hosts and others to mock Trump’s description of Portland as a war-ravaged city.
That set the stage – and perhaps drew even more attention – to Friday night’s nuptials.
A Portland State University student who identified themself as Clover, and their partner, Rowan, a student at Mt. Hood Community College, were among the impromptu crowd invited to celebrate the union, which took place on the sidewalk opposite the federal facility.
They’d come dressed as pickles.
“You get invited to a wedding, you show up” Clover said.
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Clouds of bubbles blown by attendees frequently drifted over the wedding's red carpet.Tatum Todd/The Oregonian
Heavy rain soaked the party – “This is Portland,” the bride said – but didn’t dampen spirits.
As the ceremony began, the normally noisy crowd of nearby protesters settled down. A boom box playing loud music was silenced.
Bubbles flew in the air as the groom, his best man (his son, dressed as Eric Cartman from South Park), the bride and maid of honor (the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters) walked down the red carpet. It was lined on both sides with pictures of the happy couple, their faces covered by stickers to preserve their anonymity.
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A photo of the couple who married near the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in Portland on Oct. 10, 2025. They dressed in costumes and their photo includes stickers that block out their identities.Aimee Green
The couple said their ordained minister, decked out in a costume suit and a giant rabbit head, was a friend. They knew a total of five people at their wedding, including the bride’s half aunt, dressed as Garfield.
In all, costumes, helium balloons and Ring Pop rings set them back $500 to $600, they said.
Across the street, four or five federal officers took in the scene from the ICE building’s roof.
The only interruption during the ceremony was a loud announcement that bellowed from a loudspeaker at the federal facility, warning protesters not to block the driveway.
https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/20...-from-south-park-at-portland-ice-protest.html
Next time I see a salamander in my garden I will ask if it's amphifa.
Next time I see a salamander in my garden I will ask if it's amphifa.
Salamanders are evil?And if your cat eats it you'll finally see just how evil they are.
Salamanders are evil?
May you spend eternity bitten by rats!No, cats are evil.
Trump said today that every time you see Portland it's on fire and there are hardly any businesses left.