Militia takes over Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters

[SlyPokerDog]

One of the dipshits now wants to know if he can be made an honorary Marine.


I'm not making this shit up.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

There are suddenly a lot of crows there (remember this is a bird sanctuary) the dipshit 4 don't like this, is making them nervous.

 

[barfo]

Now the Dipshit 4 want to know if they can stop at Denny's after they surrender.

Well, I think Denny would be happy to have them visit him.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well, I think Denny would be happy to have them visit him.

barfo

@Denny Crane , honorary internet Marine!

 

[oldfisherman]

There are suddenly a lot of crows there (remember this is a bird sanctuary) the dipshit 4 don't like this, is making them nervous.

The spirits of tribal ancestors sending a message.

 

[oldfisherman]

One of the dipshits now wants to know if he can be made an honorary Marine.


I'm not making this shit up.

As a real US Marine (1969-75), I can not even express how offensive this is.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

3 dipshits have surrendered, the last 1 is now refusing to surrender and is yelling at the FBI.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"I have to stand my ground, I will die a free man."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Last dipshit is yelling that the guburment won't listen to his grievances and he's ready to defend himself.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Last dipshit is now declaring war against the US guburment.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"I try to work, pay my taxes but the government just takes all my money to pay for abortions!"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Damn, the last dipshit is really melting down.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Jesus paid for abortions because he paid taxes to the Romans... and they crucified him for it!"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Get off my back. You're freaking me out."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Dude on livestream trying to talk the last dipshit down,

"I've been to jail, when you love your neighbor in prison, people like you."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The last dipshit's demands:

1. A pizza

2. Some pot

3. doesn't want to be forced to pay for abortions

4. doesn't want to be raped in jail.

5. Does not want to be taken alive.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"UFOs are real!"

 

[riverman]

Dave's not home!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

“I think the government needs to stop chemically mutating people."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The dipshits on the live stream were spinning this idiot up, he finally stops listening to them, talks to the FBI negotiator and they get him to come out.

It's over!

 

[riverman]

A guy like Dave will do anything to get some pot....the FBI could've ended this early by just promising him some

 

[jlprk]

As I've said before, I can't believe how superior the British news media is to the American. Here's a minute by minute log of what's happening. It starts way back, I haven't looked to see how far. You can keep clicking at the bottom to go back a page at a time.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...b0d159b0b6751b#block-56bcd9c3e4b0d159b0b6751b

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Denny's heroes!

 

[Further]

Denny's heroes!

All I see are Patriots!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

All I see are Patriots!

It's time for us to form the Blazer Militia!