Minnesota: full of shit (confirmed)

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Re: Minnesota: full of shit?

Wow, pick up basketball games!

We have yearly meetings at the Blazers Practice Facility with whatever GM the Blazers happen to have that year.

We also get to take turns banging one of the Blazers cameraman's wife.
 
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It is a little funny how riled up you guys get. You sarcastically pretend not to care, but you hang on every word.

So anyways, back to the topic for like a 4th time? Let's assume Portland keeps Batum, what's their next move. Hibbert's gone, Lopez is gone... McGee's gone?

Mayo? Lee?(Though I think that's Kahn's next target if he doesn't get Batum)

Anyone else?
 
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Wow, pick up basketball games!

We have yearly meetings at the Blazers Practice Facility with whatever GM the Blazers happen to have that year.


Our pickup basketball team could beat you pickup basketball team. :lol:
 
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my wife, when I told her Cho got fired...
"the nice guy with braces, that bought us pizza? Why? Did he trade Brandon Roy or something?"
Me: "Well, he might've wanted to, but Hat Guy and Kolde were backstabbing him, and Nike Larry figured that he and McScribbles would..."
Her: "Hey, new Design Star is on!"
 
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my wife, when I told her Cho got fired...
"the nice guy with braces, that bought us pizza? Why? Did he trade Brandon Roy or something?"
Me: "Well, he might've wanted to, but Hat Guy and Kolde were backstabbing him, and Nike Larry figured that he and McScribbles would..."
Her: "Hey, new Design Star is on!"

LOL!
 
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my wife, when I told her Cho got fired...
"the nice guy with braces, that bought us pizza? Why? Did he trade Brandon Roy or something?"
Me: "Well, he might've wanted to, but Hat Guy and Kolde were backstabbing him, and Nike Larry figured that he and McScribbles would..."
Her: "Hey, new Design Star is on!"

My wife's even worse:

ME: So today the Bla--
HER: Oh Christ, not the boring Blazers again!
ME: ...
HER: That's better.
 
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We all decided that The HCP would get to bang that gay camera mans "wife" right?

Cameraman is close enough. I can't remember what exactly HCP does in that broadcast trailer.
 
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its funny how these minny fans think that they are anything but a momentary distraction

"we pwnd them with pr0n! trolled hard!"

self important 14 year old panty sniffing rubes, get a girlfriend and have sex with her, instead of your calloused hands
 
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It is a little funny how riled up you guys get. You sarcastically pretend not to care, but you hang on every word.

So anyways, back to the topic for like a 4th time? Let's assume Portland keeps Batum, what's their next move. Hibbert's gone, Lopez is gone... McGee's gone?

Mayo? Lee?(Though I think that's Kahn's next target if he doesn't get Batum)

Anyone else?
They probably are going to sign Claver and Freeland, maybe look for a veteran PG and/or another big and then roll the team out to see what they have. I don't think they will look for starters, except maybe at C, and just look for bodies. Maybe Freeland starts with LMA at C, who knows, or maybe they play a lot of small ball.

Lillard/Vet FA/Smith
Wes/Williams/Barton
Batum/Babbit/Claver
LMA/Freeland
Leonard/FA

EDIT: Then PA will buy out KFAN.
 
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Minnesota still hasn't done anything?

Kahn is all talk
 
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Minnesota still hasn't done anything?

Kahn is all talk

hes trading for korver in a money saving move! do i smell dynasty? :lol:

im sure kevin love is ecstatic about all the great moves so far
 
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They probably are going to sign Claver and Freeland, maybe look for a veteran PG and/or another big and then roll the team out to see what they have. I don't think they will look for starters, except maybe at C, and just look for bodies. Maybe Freeland starts with LMA at C, who knows, or maybe they play a lot of small ball.

Lillard/Vet FA/Smith
Wes/Williams/Barton
Batum/Babbit/Claver
LMA/Freeland
Leonard/FA

EDIT: Then PA will buy out KFAN.

Can't be any worse that the Paul Allen we already have.
 
Re: Minnesota: full of shit?

It is a little funny how riled up you guys get. You sarcastically pretend not to care, but you hang on every word.

So anyways, back to the topic for like a 4th time? Let's assume Portland keeps Batum, what's their next move. Hibbert's gone, Lopez is gone... McGee's gone?

Mayo? Lee?(Though I think that's Kahn's next target if he doesn't get Batum)

Anyone else?

You're obsessed with Portland. Flattering, but a little creepy. I knew Minnesota was boring but wow. Don't you have any friends to play with? Not even imaginary ones?
 
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Does it say something that you're happy about the chance to dump your #4 pick from 2 years ago for a Kyle Korver salary dump?
 
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Does it say something that you're happy about the chance to dump your #4 pick from 2 years ago for a Kyle Korver salary dump?

Yes. It says (like nearly every other Minne pick that the last fews, aside from Love and arguably Rubio) that they don't know how to draft (and they end up with a lot of high lotto picks).
 
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You're obsessed with Portland. Flattering, but a little creepy. I knew Minnesota was boring but wow. Don't you have any friends to play with? Not even imaginary ones?

Can't say I blame some too much. Here is a pinpointed location of a banned MN poster:

Lakeville-MN-2735180.jpg
 
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What'd you get for Greg Oden?
I'll tell you what we didn't get. A bunch of posters screaming that we've hit the big time because we might be able to trade him for Ryan Gomes' Expiring Contract.
 
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Does it say something that you're happy about the chance to dump your #4 pick from 2 years ago for a Kyle Korver salary dump?

Yeah, it says it was a terrible pick, like most of the fans said it would be before the draft. Most wanted that whack job Cousins, while a few of us, me included, were high on Monroe and George. To be fair I also really liked Xavier Henry, but I was fully ready to spoon with Greg Monroe or Paul George.
 
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