Event MM surgery spectacular

[Mediocre Man]

Yes folks, today I go for another one of these glorious events. Thoughts and prayers are welcome. And not the republican kind when kids are cut in half by fucking assault rifles. I want real ones. If you don’t like me, then A. Why are you reading this thread, and B. Don’t use any voodoo dolls please

Surgery pros and cons

Pros
I look great in the gown
They let me bring my own socks
My nurse calls me her favorite
My deductible has been reached

Cons
Fuck this shit
Who knows what will be left of me
I was finally having good hair days
I think my nurse is just being nice to an old man

 

[inconceivable]

Yes folks, today I go for another one of these glorious events. Thoughts and prayers are welcome. And not the republican kind when kids are cut in half by fucking assault rifles. I want real ones. If you don’t like me, then A. Why are you reading this thread, and B. Don’t use any voodoo dolls please

Surgery pros and cons

Pros
I look great in the gown
They let me bring my own socks
My nurse calls me her favorite
My deductible has been reached

Cons
Fuck this shit
Who knows what will be left of me
I was finally having good hair days
I think my nurse is just being nice to an old man

Reaching the deductible in February is a boss move. (Only losers hit their deductible in November)

May you get fixed for good and stay long enough to witness the Blazers win at least 3 more championships

 

[lawai'a]

heartfelt prayers sir. be well

 

[Mediocre Man]

Reaching the deductible in February is a boss move. (Only losers hit their deductible in November)

May you get fixed for good and stay long enough to witness the Blazers win at least 3 more championships

I’m just trying to outlast the Conductor’s tenure with the Blazers

 

[ant]

Yes folks, today I go for another one of these glorious events. Thoughts and prayers are welcome. And not the republican kind when kids are cut in half by fucking assault rifles. I want real ones. If you don’t like me, then A. Why are you reading this thread, and B. Don’t use any voodoo dolls please

Surgery pros and cons

Pros
I look great in the gown
They let me bring my own socks
My nurse calls me her favorite
My deductible has been reached

Cons
Fuck this shit
Who knows what will be left of me
I was finally having good hair days
I think my nurse is just being nice to an old man

I rarely post, but I’ve been part of this community forever, and I always appreciate and enjoy your thoughts and humor and comments. You’re definitely in my thoughts, and wishing for the best outcome. You’ve got this MM.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Good luck, MM. I hope everything goes as it's supposed to

 

[andalusian]

Good luck and hope for a successful outcome.

 

[PCmor7]

Wishes for an uneventful, successful procedure, a quick, routine, painless recovery ... and plenty of future quality time with Chauncey.

 

[crandc]

Dear MM, my sympathy. I spent 6 hours in ER last Saturday and damn a person can get fucking sick of hospitals. Look at the bright side, someone else is cleaning the toilet and changing sheets. Get well. Would you like cookies?

 

[Chris Craig]

Thoughts are with you. Hope your surgery is successful and uneventful. The pizza guy needs you around.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

I hope it goes as good as it can and you have a good recovery.

 

[e_blazer]

Good luck. I’ve got you in my prayers. Just don’t let them remove the snark.

 

[tlongII]

Good luck MM! For the record I think you ARE your nurse's favorite!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Don’t use any voodoo dolls please

Googling Mediocre VooDoo Doll brings up this:

 

[Quatro44]

Good luck and speedy recovery

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yes folks, today I go for another one of these glorious events. Thoughts and prayers are welcome. And not the republican kind when kids are cut in half by fucking assault rifles. I want real ones. If you don’t like me, then A. Why are you reading this thread, and B. Don’t use any voodoo dolls please

Surgery pros and cons

Pros
I look great in the gown
They let me bring my own socks
My nurse calls me her favorite
My deductible has been reached

Cons
Fuck this shit
Who knows what will be left of me
I was finally having good hair days
I think my nurse is just being nice to an old man

You'll be in my thoughts today and I've even said a prayer for you.

Fuck cancer.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Why did you list the nurse sympathy as a con? Once I turned 50, I just assume any young girl being nice to me is doing so because of my age. Still appreciate every compliment or smile.

Good luck.

 

[RR7]

I'm sure there's a billionaire to blame, but I suppose wrong thread?

Wishing you a quick recovery.

You might be the nurses favorite because you wear the gown backwards.

 

[THE HCP]

My @Mediocre Man ! Sending you love and positive vibes from me and all my FAMS!

 

[THE HCP]

What are your feeling towards American Born White Surgeons?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

My @Mediocre Man ! Sending you nudes of my wife FAMS!

FTFY

 

[wizenheimer]

here's hoping Mediocre Man has an Excellent Recovery!

 

[riverman]

Heal ‘‘em up my friend and fuck cancer! You’ve got this!!!

 

[THE HCP]

Spoiler: NSFW

FTFY

 

[Cugel]

That sounds tough. Hang in there

 

[santeesioux]

Fuck cancer, you got this!

 

[THE HCP]

Give us an update MM when you are up to it.

 

[Kell]

Hope you are on the mend sooner than later!

 

[BlazerWookee]

FTFY

MM already has quite an impressive collection, so...

 

[BlazerWookee]

Brain surgery?

I hate exploratory procedures...