Oh we definitely choose to be gay, I mean it's loads of fucking fun.
It's so we can get the fa-bomb dropped on us, or just heard it said multiple times a day by people (hell, if I play a game or go to an uncensored forum I can hear or read it up to 50-100 times in a few hours, imagine how many times young kids who choose to be gay hear it). It's to hear things like, "wow how fucking gay", or "you're such a fucking queer".
It's so we can be assaulted and raped just for being gay, but hey definitely our choice. We choose to be gay so we, along with other minorities, can be society's punchline in all media related things. Who doesn't want to be the fabulous sidekick on a tv show? Reinforce those stereotypes by loving and being involved in fashion or being an auto mechanic in your favorite show or movie? Man, we only dream of that growing up - waiting to choose so we can experience such prestigious roles. JK Rowling actually chose to make Dumbledore gay after the books were done just because she realized hey, what a fucking outstanding thing that would be and not because parent groups would have gone apeshit if she had dropped the "D's a capital g Gay" in the books.
Those young boys that killed themselves? Definitely chose to be gay, but only mentioned it because they knew they were going to off themselves and wanted to leave society in a mess of that 'gay situation'. What little rascals those boys were. Matthew Shepard? Kid chose to be gay so he could be beaten near death then fucking left to die looking like a scarecrow on some country road fence. I guess in hindsight, real fucking poor choice on his part. Oh well!
We choose to be gay for comparisons to bestiality, to be called pedophiles, and to be said to be actively trying to destabilize America and its youth. We choose to be gay so some people of political parties can use us, and some of others can just plain say we're not a valid or functioning option for living or success. We choose to be gay while attending private religious schools that our parents sometimes send us - so we can hear how we're going to Hell, to be demonized, and to be told we need to pray for other gays (that of course chose to be gay).
I personally chose to be gay so I could see Schizophrenia and homosexuality compared, because that isn't horrifyingly insulting and offensive to both homosexuals and Schizophrenics. I mean, homosexuals definitely have a chance to murder people without realizing it because they hear or see things they can't control, and it isn't like Schizophrenia should be a respected and properly discussed disease as should all mental illness. It's not like we have a problem in our country or the world where true, debilitating mental illnesses are swept under the rug or nonchalantly ignored. Can properly discuss every physical illness and injury we can see or scan, but gotta be all hush hush with the mental illnesses or make them into a bad parody/joke.
I think some of my fellow gays chose to be gay so they could get fired from their jobs if they came out, where they couldn't acknowledge their loved one for fear of consequences. Where they have to keep it hush hush so they don't lose out on roles.
Man, I bet trans men and women choose to be that way so they can be thrown under the bus by both sides and humiliated, to actually be laughed at by doctors and nurses when they go in to the ER. I bet bisexuals choose to be bi so they can be called sluts, what a fucking honor that is - I might change to that after considering it.
So many fucking perks man, I can't even count. There is that one little downfall of first-cousin incest being legal in more states than our gay-choosing marriage is allowed, but oh well. Hundreds of perks to that one little negative, definitely worth it in my opinion. If only more heterosexuals kept choosing to join us in our fucking gay-fabulous lifestyle.
Maybe I'll convert a few. Let me get my gay-guide to recruiting, there's even a toaster involved for you.
