My girl's new boobs

[THE HCP]

2 things....... 1) I will be in Vegas for work for the next 5 days, so if somebody is down there getting married, holler!
2) I clean up real well! Look how handsome I am in my wedding pics!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

to each his own, some guys need some fat ass with a pretty face to get hard, some guys like scrawny chicks and the face doesnt matter, some guys like dudes, some guys like grandmas, some guys like testicle torture, and some guys like wearing a gimp mask while they get a broom handle shoved up their ass

i like all of the above, and more

 

[magnifier661]

what are those, about 225cc's? I used to have a breast implant as a paperweight on my desk, i loved that thing.

They are actually 397 cc

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

damn, those are pretty big then.

:MARIS61:

 

[oldmangrouch]

2 things....... 1) I will be in Vegas for work for the next 5 days, so if somebody is down there getting married, holler!
2) I clean up real well! Look how handsome I am in my wedding pics!

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Not too shabby. The off-the-shoulder gown is very flattering. So - who is the guy in the suit?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

to each his own, some guys need some fat ass with a pretty face to get hard, some guys like scrawny chicks and the face doesnt matter, some guys like dudes, some guys like grandmas, some guys like testicle torture, and some guys like wearing a gimp mask while they get a broom handle shoved up their ass

i like all of the above, and more

You get around.

 

[Mediocre Man]

2 things....... 1) I will be in Vegas for work for the next 5 days, so if somebody is down there getting married, holler!
2) I clean up real well! Look how handsome I am in my wedding pics!

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How cool. Where did you get a black and white still of the lovely Princess Fiona with Shrek?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

How cool. Where did you get a black and white still of the lovely Princess Fiona with Shrek?

I checked out the pics. Who was the homely dude?

 

[magnifier661]

2 things....... 1) I will be in Vegas for work for the next 5 days, so if somebody is down there getting married, holler!
2) I clean up real well! Look how handsome I am in my wedding pics!

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Can't say much for you, but your wife is amazingly beautiful. You're a lucky man!

 

[THE HCP]

Haters!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Can't say much for you, but your wife is amazingly beautiful. You're a lucky man!

Thank you, but I am only one of a hundred or so luck men

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

titties!

 

[MickZagger]

Bigger is better



I can't complain.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

^^^
Wowzers! Me like!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Thank you, but I am only one of a hundred or so luck men

post a pic! it's OK to brag!

 

[MickZagger]

post a pic! it's OK to brag!

Bobo, your wife has fakies. Give us a little peek.

 

[MickZagger]

PapaG, I wanna see your old lady's tits

 

[Sedatedfork]

PapaG, I wanna see your old lady's tits

Get your maple syrup ready...

 

[MickZagger]

Get your maple syrup ready...

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I haven't felt or seen fake tits up close in person, but I've never liked the look of them in pictures or videos. Weirdly shaped and don't bounce right. I prefer a nice, natural C cup.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I got a lapdance from the chick with the largest tits in vegas. they were gigantic, like watermelon size. holy fuck that was funny as fuck. that was her selling point, she was like older in her mid-high 40s, maybe early 50s....she wasn't hot at all, i just got the dance just so I could post many years later about the experience.

 

[MickZagger]

Did you lick them puppies?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

nope! wasn't in the back room, just out in the middle of the club. 20 dollah!

 

[MickZagger]

nope! wasn't in the back room, just out in the middle of the club. 20 dollah!

Bummer

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

meh. would have actually taken away from the fun of it all. it was just shocking how big they were.

 

[MickZagger]

meh. would have actually taken away from the fun of it all. it was just shocking how big they were.

True dat. Massive jugs are intense.

I love giant, juicy, jiggly kick balls though

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

tits aren't that much of a dealbreaker for me unless they...aren't there.

 

[MickZagger]

tits aren't that much of a dealbreaker for me unless they...aren't there.

Me either, actually. Its just part of the whole package though.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Me either, actually. Its just part of the whole package though.

What's the tat of? A chastity belt?

 

[MickZagger]

What's the tat of? A chastity belt?

Floral design. We've already gone over this.