My NYC agent dropped me

[bodyman5000 and 1]

It would be cool if you gave us more info about how this stuff works. For example, I seem to recall you talking about doing standup. I'll be blunt, I've never thought a post of yours was intentionally funny.

Do you discuss that with your agent? Cuz she might think you're nuts.

Or she just might be a Laker fan stuck in New York, if so FUCK HER.

I think you'd make a great drug dealer or meth cook on something like Better Call Saul.

 

[KingSpeed]

Just met with DGRW. They've decided to sign me! I'm very excited. They're a very good agency.

bodyman- In another thread, I told everyone that the two things I've always been afraid of and impressed by others who do it is marathon running and standup comedy. So I signed up for the marathon and got picked. For the last 4 weeks, I've been training for the marathon. I said that if I pull this off, I'll go ahead and try stand up comedy! And yes, I'd be good as a drug dealer.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

CONGRATS KINGSPEED BRO.

 

[Denny Crane]

Break a leg, Eric.

 

[jlprk]

The talents required for long-distance running (boring self-discipline, ignoring your needs crying for attention) are the opposite of the talents required for instantaneous comedy.

The better you get at one, the worse you'll be at the other.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

The talents required for long-distance running (boring self-discipline, ignoring your needs crying for attention) are the opposite of the talents required for instantaneous comedy.

The better you get at one, the worse you'll be at the other.

I'm not quite sure that's accurate. FAMS.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Maybe they can get you a job as a mod here. The pay's nothing, but the hours are great!