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Okay, this will be a bit more of a disgusting topic of my rant, so ill keep it short, but I'm disgusted with how disgusting so many people are!
Doesn't matter if I'm at a Blazers game, a restaurant, or at work. It’s as if no one gives a shit about sitting on/in other peoples shit!
The amount of public toilets I have run into where the seat has pubic hair, or ass sweat, or poo splatter/smear or some combination, sometimes being all of the above on the seat, is seriously appalling.
Like, what did it look like when the previous person's sat there? Did one person sit in another's ass sweat and then add their own poop smear or pubic hair?
I mean, who likes to see that on a seat right before using it? Wtf is wrong with so many people that they clearly dont care about the next person and if so, I have to believe they don't give a shit what shit they themselves sit in/on?

I had to put a sign on the inside bathroom at work to please leave the seat clean for the next person and its still getting dirty ass leftovers on a daily.
Do people not wash their ass and wipe the seat clean when you are done?

Disgusting ass males!!! (I have to assume females are better at this then men)

Clean up your shit!! Like, literally! you disgusting, fecal matter spreading, ass sweating, pubic hair leaving, dirty, filthy boys!!!!
 
Yes, females are neater in bathroom as a whole. I once while very hard up had a gig cleaning a venue day after Tom Petty concert. The state of the men's restrooms were truly vile. How much effort does it take to flush the damn toilet?
 
Yes, females are neater in bathroom as a whole. I once while very hard up had a gig cleaning a venue day after Tom Petty concert. The state of the men's restrooms were truly vile. How much effort does it take to flush the damn toilet?
Interesting. In high school I did janitorial work at a Catholic retreat center in our parish. There was nothing I dreaded more than cleaning the restrooms after a high school girl's retreat. It bordered on the macabre. Maybe adult women are better about it. And @SharpeScooterShooter, there's a reason ass gaskets exist (and why the brand name is Rest ASSussured.........)
 
I would never use a public toilet unless it was an extreme emergency and even then I wouldn't sit on the toilet seat..I'd go into hover craft mode! There's an old saying in China that they've been civilized for 15 thousand years but only 1 % of the people while 99% were still picking their noses in caves...public toilets for centuries were a shovel and a piece of newspaper. Intellectually people have high ideals but we're really not that far from the cave when it comes to basic hygiene. Tell someone to wear a mask in public when they'd really rather just sneeze on you. What's even scarier is that the same people who won't flush a toilet are probably cooking your burgers and fries at the fast food joint and you assume they wash their hands at all.
 
I would never use a public toilet unless it was an extreme emergency and even then I wouldn't sit on the toilet seat..I'd go into hover craft mode! There's an old saying in China that they've been civilized for 15 thousand years but only 1 % of the people while 99% were still picking their noses in caves...public toilets for centuries were a shovel and a piece of newspaper. Intellectually people have high ideals but we're really not that far from the cave when it comes to basic hygiene. Tell someone to wear a mask in public when they'd really rather just sneeze on you. What's even scarier is that the same people who won't flush a toilet are probably cooking your burgers and fries at the fast food joint and you assume they wash their hands at all.

Ditto. I never use a public toilet unless it's an emergency. Peeing is of course ok because I don't have to sit.
 
In most businesses except gas station in the middle of nowhere, restrooms are cleaned. Stores and restaurants. I do use paper seat. Rarely is there anything gross and when you have to go ..
 
When I was like 14 my buddy and I rode our bikes to Safeway where they had a Game Crazy in the same strip mall. We wanted to buy some video games. We stopped at Safeway to get some snacks and I ended up having to go #2. Went in and sad down and kind of hovered. Ended up having some water splash up on my sack and I thought I was gonna get a STI.
 
I've heard from woman I know that the ladies room is disgusting. I have no idea. They said they get the added thing of menstrual stuff that can make things gross.

I just know guys stalls can be disgusting. The urinals are usually pretty clean and easy.
 
I was in the Army and have worked in countries like Argentina, Greece and Brazil. There are NO bathrooms here in the states that can even dream of coming close to those.
 
For the record, i pretty much only use the toilet at work and at home. BUt in the process of taking a piss i see lots of nasty toilet seats.
I carry a pack of dudes with me everywhere. Comes in handy when you need to clean a toilet seat in an emergency. It every place has those paper cover things that don't work for shit anyhow.
But my rant spans years and years of bathroom dealings.
I once worked for a food distribution facility that supplied 85% of the NE grocery stores and 15% of the nations foods on the shelves went thru our facility.
I would go onto the john and see finger smeared shit marks on the wall!!!
A food distribution warehouse!!!!
I quit that disgusting place shortly after that run in.
 
I would never use a public toilet unless it was an extreme emergency and even then I wouldn't sit on the toilet seat..I'd go into hover craft mode! There's an old saying in China that they've been civilized for 15 thousand years but only 1 % of the people while 99% were still picking their noses in caves...public toilets for centuries were a shovel and a piece of newspaper. Intellectually people have high ideals but we're really not that far from the cave when it comes to basic hygiene. Tell someone to wear a mask in public when they'd really rather just sneeze on you. What's even scarier is that the same people who won't flush a toilet are probably cooking your burgers and fries at the fast food joint and you assume they wash their hands at all.
Its crazy to me how much we have evolved and become more sophisticated, but yet still are very much primal with our bodily deposits.
Who likes poo on their hand anyhow?
I just don't get it. Maybe there are more fans of “two girls and a cup” than i had ever realized.

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I don't know where you guys hang out. I use public restrooms in grocery stores and restaurants and they are nearly always decent. BART can be dubious.
 
I don't know where you guys hang out. I use public restrooms in grocery stores and restaurants and they are nearly always decent. BART can be dubious.
Well i am guessing you aren't hanging out in the boys room just like we aren't hanging out in the girls room, so how do we know? 🤪
I have little proof, but also little doubt that the men’s rooms are far worse than the women's rooms
 
Rest stops on the west coast are absolute garbage in comparison the rest stops on the east coast too.
Interesting point. Not sure if it's and east coast versus west coast thing, but rest area quality (and quantity) sure does vary from state to state. Some rest areas in some states are literal Taj Mahals, heated, manned, clean as a whistle and with various amenities, while other state's rest areas are cold, basic, disgustingly dirty and good luck even finding hot water. Some states seem to have them every 40-50 miles, and some states obviously prefer you do your business on the side of the road. They are definitely a crap shoot, no pun intended......
 
Lashanna insists on using the great outdoors. She has a clean litter box but hasn't used it for months. I close her inside at night and she just holds it. Often as soon as I open access to cat door she is running out.
 
I occasionally will eat at Wall Street Pizza in Gresham, and for a while they only had 1 bathroom open (they were remodeling, I guess?? the other). The women's restrooms was the one that was open.

So it became a unisex bathroom.

The seat was loose, the bowl was cracked, and one time I went in there and it literally looked like someone went Jackson Pollack on the bowl and the seat with their shit.

Last time I ever went into that bathroom there.

I remember another place in Gresham across from the Discount Store..don't recall the name of the place, but it was a dive bar. Had free pool, so that's why we went (for the clients).

I excused myself to the bathroom. As I'm about to go use the urinal, I spot what I figured was a fake plastic cockroach on the top of the urinal. And then it scurried into the wall behind the urinal.

Told my group what I saw and we left.

It's literally getting difficult to find clean restrooms anymore. Used to be able to rely on Fred Meyer and WinCo for clean bathrooms, but the amount of piss on the floor is disturbingly high.
 
I was in the Army and have worked in countries like Argentina, Greece and Brazil. There are NO bathrooms here in the states that can even dream of coming close to those.

I once went to Germany, and a lot of the restrooms there are pay toilets (to off-set the cost of cleaning). I kinda think that might not be a bad thing here. The restrooms there were significantly cleaner, even the "free" ones.

It used to be that going to the coast you could rely on the restrooms being clean. Now they smell like someone has been purposely collecting piss in jars for 8 years and took the lids of the jars off on the hottest day of the year.
 
Now they smell like someone has been purposely collecting piss in jars for 8 years and took the lids of the jars off on the hottest day of the year.

Look, I need my hobbies, ok?

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Bathrooms would be a lot cleaner if they went back to having the attendant who handed you a towel after you washed your hands and there were the little basket of cologne next to the sink.
 
Bathrooms would be a lot cleaner if they went back to having the attendant who handed you a towel after you washed your hands and there were the little basket of cologne next to the sink.

Not to kink shame, but sir I've asked you twice to please stop watching me poop.
 
I absolutely hate those perfume sprayers called air freshener. They don't freshen the air, they spray perfume to cover the smell of human waste. I am extremely fragrance sensitive and they make me really sick. I won't eat in any restaurant that has them because the food tastes of perfume. I realize open window isn't always feasible in public restroom but exhaust fan is. That's how you freshen air.
 
Bathrooms would be a lot cleaner if they went back to having the attendant who handed you a towel after you washed your hands and there were the little basket of cologne next to the sink.

They got tired of smelling people's crap and dealing with crappy people.
 

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