OT Navy Admits involvement in giant sky penis

[jonnyboy]

www.wtsp.com/mobile/article/news/graphic-navy-admits-to-being-involved-in-obscene-skydrawings-spotted-in-okanogan-co/67-492521457

Look at the flight pattern. Pretty impressive.

 

[theprunetang]

I guess I'm not seeing it. It just looks like the outline of Florida. I guess that could be pretty offensive to some people.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I saw that, thought someone hacked my phone.

 

[barfo]

I see a lizard eating a pony. The pony is named "Alphonse", and the lizard is Tay-tay.

barfo

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Not cuz it's huge but it looks exactly like it.

 

[BrianFromWA]

I don't know who the f***ed-up Public Affairs Officer was that thought it was cool to comment on it...

 

[Chris Craig]

That pilot...what a dick

 

[barfo]

I don't know who the f***ed-up Public Affairs Officer was that thought it was cool to comment on it...

The first rule of fighter club is, don't talk about sky penises.

barfo

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

He tried to make a black one once but ran out of fuel over the South Pole.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Penis in the sky with fly mens!

Ohhhhhhhhhh....

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Penis in the sky with fly mens!

Ohhhhhhhhhh....

Up where we belong, my &#$_ is on heavens door........

 

[theprunetang]

Penis in the sky with fly mens!

Ohhhhhhhhhh....

Warning, there is some tasteful nudity.

 

[BrianFromWA]

 

[jlprk]

A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.

She has a dirty mind. I just see a ten-gallon hat.

 

[jlprk]

Tin-gallon hat. The Beachboys ridicule Texas lawmen!

 

[Nate]

Isn’t that practically rape these days?

 

[riverman]

Reagan's dream come true....

 

[BrianFromWA]

 

[theprunetang]

I never knew that Louis C.K. was in the Navy.

 

[jlprk]

How about the military putting up a peace sign? Or...

 

[barfo]

I see the Navy wrecked another boat this weekend.

Are seamen distracted by giant penises? Is that the issue?

barfo

 

[BrianFromWA]

I see the Navy wrecked another boat this weekend.

Are seamen distracted by giant penises? Is that the issue?

barfo

Nah, that one was a tug that lost power and bounced off of one of our ships...can't really fault the crew on that one, and HEY! No one died! +1!

 

[jlprk]

They wreck ships to collect the insurance. It goes to a good cause, an Annapolis scholarship fund named the "Nimitz-Horatio Hornblower annual Ms. Landlock" awarded after a beauty contest contemplating her Naval Newport Jazz Festival.

 

[riverman]

Nah, that one was a tug that lost power and bounced off of one of our ships...can't really fault the crew on that one, and HEY! No one died! +1!

nothing worse than losing tug power....but in my day...the crew would have been held accountable for letting even a floating tug hit the bulkhead...they should have corrected course and held the tug off...doesn't take much effort to stop a dead boat from floating into you...some boatswain's mate wasn't paying attention

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

nothing worse than losing tug power....but in my day...the crew would have been held accountable for letting even a floating tug hit the bulkhead...they should have corrected course and held the tug off...doesn't take much effort to stop a dead boat from floating into you...some boatswain's mate wasn't paying attention

Well................to be fair, one needs to consider the median IQ of Bosun’s Mates in general............

 

[riverman]

Well................to be fair, one needs to consider the median IQ of Bosun’s Mates in general............

good point...didn't take into account the severity of hangover factor

 

[BrianFromWA]

I defer to the SWO bubbas on that, then...if a tug would've come unglued on us, we couldn't have maneuvered quickly enough to stop it from bouncing. Captain still would've been fired, #zerodefects, but not a lot that a boomer at bare steerageway can do to get out of the way in a restricted harbor