Nets have 19.6% chance of making playoffs

[Belarus]

we're doomed

 

[GMJ]

Sick we've got an 80.4% chance of getting a lottery pick!

 

[Belarus]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 3 2008, 10:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Sick we've got an 80.4% chance of getting a lottery pick!</div>
lol according to Hollinger it's... 1.9

 

[ghoti]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 3 2008, 10:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Sick we've got an 80.4% chance of getting a lottery pick!</div>

Yeah, but it will suck! 1.9%!

 

[GMJ]

So we've got a 78.5% chance of not making the playoffs or getting in the lottery?

I hate hollinger

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

[God, I hope you're kidding]

1.9 chance of winning the lottery.

 

[Master Shake]

I love Holli. 100% for the Raptors, man that's amazing.

 

[pegs]

His table is retarded. How the hell are the Bulls supposed to have a .2% chance of making it to the finals if they're out of the playoffs behind the Pacers?

Hollinger has a 100% chance of sucking big donkey dong.

 

[Joey FistPump]

There is an 92.6% chance than John Hollinger is a virgin.

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 3 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So we've got a 78.5% chance of not making the playoffs or getting in the lottery?

I hate hollinger</div>

the 1.9% is the chance that we'll win the lottery, I believe. He projects us to to have the 9th or 10th pick overall--it'll be close between the Nets, Chicago, and Indiana for the 9th-11th picks.

 

[Belarus]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Mar 3 2008, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>His table is retarded. How the hell are the Bulls supposed to have a .2% chance of making it to the finals if they're out of the playoffs behind the Pacers?

Hollinger has a 100% chance of sucking big donkey dong.</div>
Something tells me that despite having such a glaring possibility he would have refused.

 

[zєяσ]

I wanna see AJCNYC's opinion before voicing my own.

 

[Angelo1405]

99.87% slight chance that hollinger fu***** retarded

 

[AJCNYC]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Mar 3 2008, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I wanna see AJCNYC's opinion before voicing my own.</div>

Hollinger indeed is a virgin

 

[User01]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (AJCNYC @ Mar 3 2008, 11:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Mar 3 2008, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I wanna see AJCNYC's opinion before voicing my own.</div>

Hollinger indeed is a virgin
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[J-HoAgZ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Joey FistPump @ Mar 3 2008, 10:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>There is an 92.6% chance than John Hollinger is a virgin.</div>
LMAO!! How is this getting overlooked? Props Joey.

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy @ Mar 3 2008, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 3 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So we've got a 78.5% chance of not making the playoffs or getting in the lottery?

I hate hollinger</div>

the 1.9% is the chance that we'll win the lottery, I believe. He projects us to to have the 9th or 10th pick overall--it'll be close between the Nets, Chicago, and Indiana for the 9th-11th picks.
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ha whoops. Three cheers for reading comprehension! Hip hip!

 

[Joey FistPump]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-HoAgZ @ Mar 4 2008, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Joey FistPump @ Mar 3 2008, 10:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>There is an 92.6% chance than John Hollinger is a virgin.</div>
LMAO!! How is this getting overlooked? Props Joey.
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Thanks man.
The number would be higher but lets be honest a guy that ugly has probably invested in roofies.

 

[danxcr]

HOLLINGER... has this wierd system on converting numbers... its like PER / PIM things... i dont even know or even understand his system... iv tried but maybe im not smart enough

 

[footswalker]

After this Southwest trip it's more like zero percent, perhaps lower. Although I agree Hollinger is almost certainly a virgin, and if he's not, he paid for it.

 

[Petey]

Someone send him a note telling him S2 is where the Nets fans post now.

-Petey

 

[Belarus]

Looks like Hollinger was right about our chances... we're 2.5 games behind Atlanta and they have more favorable schedule. So, I'm no longer a believer

Damn, 9th place is the worst possible scenario for any team and this time, I'm afraid, it's ours.

P.S. BTW, our updated chances - 4%

 

[essrog]

...and now 3%

Also, he has Dallas at 68%, but his computer doesn't "know" Dirk is injured. If they don't beat GS Wed night their chances plummet because they won't have the tiebreaker vs GS or Denver.

Looks like we're only getting 1 first rounder this year after all...

 

[ToddMacCulloch11]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (essrog @ Mar 31 2008, 10:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Looks like we're only getting 1 first rounder this year after all...</div>

I don't know if you can say that yet.

There is still a long way to go to decide those final two spots, and really all the seeding in the west. And the division races are still pretty close. Denver is only 2 1/2 back...if Utah screws up down the stretch they could still win the Northwest.

It's going to be very interesting to see how this ends up. One little screw up could really end up costing a team big time.

 

[essrog]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ToddMacCulloch11 @ Mar 31 2008, 09:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (essrog @ Mar 31 2008, 10:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Looks like we're only getting 1 first rounder this year after all...</div>

I don't know if you can say that yet.

There is still a long way to go to decide those final two spots, and really all the seeding in the west. And the division races are still pretty close. Denver is only 2 1/2 back...if Utah screws up down the stretch they could still win the Northwest.

It's going to be very interesting to see how this ends up. One little screw up could really end up costing a team big time.
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I'm just making a prediction, you're free to disagree. The Mavs are on a 10 game losing streak against winning teams (I think), and Dirk's not due back real soon. It's going to be difficult for them to beat GS Wed, they have a tougher schedule down the stretch, they're missing their best player, the other teams have no major injuries, and they're on the wrong side of the tie-breaker. Even if Denver catches Utah, the Mavs would also have to catch Utah to get in (they're 3 behind) if they don't finish ahead of GS, so that's almost moot. If I were a gambling man I'd put money on no playoffs for Dallas and only one pick for the Nets, but I hope I'm wrong. It's not as though Kidd hasn't beaten the odds before.

 

[Chutney]

You can use statistics to prove anything. Forfty percent of all people know that.