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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Dec 31 2007, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>TEACHER:
Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!! Thank you.
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, and these fingerpaintings and dust cloths she's making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you.
Now class, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are.
Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the class?
Class? Class!? Cla-- SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay.
STUDENT:
Who me?
TEACHER:
Yes. Read your essay, please!
STUDENT:
Uh, I don't have it finished yet.
TEACHER:
Well then, read what you have, young man!
STUDENT:
Okay. The first day, no, my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up.
Then, I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up.
Then I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up...
TEACHER:
Now that's fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I went downtown to look for a job...
TEACHER:
Now that's fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I got a job, keeping people from hanging around in front of the drugstore.
The fourth day on my...</div>
Cheech and Chong? Been a while sense I heard that
Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!! Thank you.
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, and these fingerpaintings and dust cloths she's making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you.
Now class, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are.
Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the class?
Class? Class!? Cla-- SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay.
STUDENT:
Who me?
TEACHER:
Yes. Read your essay, please!
STUDENT:
Uh, I don't have it finished yet.
TEACHER:
Well then, read what you have, young man!
STUDENT:
Okay. The first day, no, my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up.
Then, I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up.
Then I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up...
TEACHER:
Now that's fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I went downtown to look for a job...
TEACHER:
Now that's fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I got a job, keeping people from hanging around in front of the drugstore.
The fourth day on my...</div>
Cheech and Chong? Been a while sense I heard that
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ed the Decider @ Dec 31 2007, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Denny Crane @ Dec 31 2007, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>TEACHER:
Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!! Thank you.
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, and these fingerpaintings and dust cloths she's making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you.
Now class, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are.
Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the class?
Class? Class!? Cla-- SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay.
STUDENT:
Who me?
TEACHER:
Yes. Read your essay, please!
STUDENT:
Uh, I don't have it finished yet.
TEACHER:
Well then, read what you have, young man!
STUDENT:
Okay. The first day, no, my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up.
Then, I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up.
Then I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up...
TEACHER:
Now that's fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I went downtown to look for a job...
TEACHER:
Now that's fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I got a job, keeping people from hanging around in front of the drugstore.
The fourth day on my...</div>
Cheech and Chong? Been a while sense I heard that
</div>
Cheech, Chong.
Short essay.
I won $200 at blackjack last night!
Woot!
Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!! Thank you.
As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she does send her love, and these fingerpaintings and dust cloths she's making. I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant.
Class, attention. Attention, class! Class? SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Young man, now give me that knife. Thank you.
Now class, you all know who I am, so let's find out who you are.
Class? Class!? SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Now class, Sister Rosetta has informed me that your assignment for the last two months has been to write an essay in titled How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Who would like to read theirs before the class?
Class? Class!? Cla-- SHUDD-UP!!!!!
Thank you.
Young man in the first row, stand up, state your name, and read your essay.
STUDENT:
Who me?
TEACHER:
Yes. Read your essay, please!
STUDENT:
Uh, I don't have it finished yet.
TEACHER:
Well then, read what you have, young man!
STUDENT:
Okay. The first day, no, my vacation, what I did on my summer vacation, the first day on my vacation, I woke up.
Then, I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up.
Then I went downtown to look for a job.
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore.
The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up...
TEACHER:
Now that's fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I went downtown to look for a job...
TEACHER:
Now that's fine, young man!
STUDENT :
...Then I got a job, keeping people from hanging around in front of the drugstore.
The fourth day on my...</div>
Cheech and Chong? Been a while sense I heard that
</div>
Cheech, Chong.
Short essay.
I won $200 at blackjack last night!
Woot!
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