New Year's Resolutions?

[MARIS61]

Even I have my faults, or maybe just 1 fault.

According to my wife, my worst fault is procrastination.

Every year I pretty much decide to plan on taking a moment to make a NYR to improve myself by trying to be less of a procrastinator in some way but somehow I never quite get around to formalizing it, never mind following through with it. This year I'm simply too busy to set aside the time for it. I'd never get anything done.


Has anyone had any actual NYR success stories?

Did a past NYR change your life significantly?

 

[Master Shake]

I plan to bang 100x as many women as I did in 2008.

 

[barfo]

I plan to bang 100x as many women as I did in 2008.

So, zero in 2009 again?

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Even I have my faults, or maybe just 1 fault.

According to my wife, my worst fault is procrastination.

So why wait 'till new year to get started on this?

 

[DaRizzle]

improve myself by trying to be less of a procrastinator in some way but somehow I never quite get around to formalizing it

awesome...lol

 

[dpc]

I plan on breaking some self pleasuring world records.

Watch out Phelps

 

[BrianFromWA]

I plan on breaking some self pleasuring world records.

Watch out Phelps

So, like, 4 different strokes and a few team relays (with French dudes prominently involved) while billions watch? That could get weird.

 

[bodyman5001]

So, zero in 2009 again?

barfo

I guess he will be stuck on the same number of PEOPLE this year, 69. Ha ha.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Drink more beer
Workout more
Drink more whiskey
Get more tattoos

 

[THE HCP]

I've got enough tat's, I need to get my ass in shape!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

I've got enough tat's, I need to get my ass in shape!

Really? Mike Rice and Mike Barrett told me you have a rather sexy keaster.

 

[THE HCP]

Really? Mike Rice and Mike Barrett told me you have a rather sexy keaster.

I didn't say I didn't have a nice ass!

 

[DaRizzle]

HCP has a badonkadonk!

 

[Natebishop3]

Last years NYR: No more World of Warcraft chicks.

This years NYR: No more World of Warcraft chicks.

Actually, this year I was thinking of learning how to cook something other than TV dinners. My girlfriend was saying she wishes I would cook more. She does all the cooking, and I guess it doesn't count when I make Marie Calendar's Chicken Pot Pies and potstickers from Costco.

 

[DaRizzle]

buy a crockpot and google some beef roast recipies, or honey bbq baby back ribs....mmmmmm

Its simple and she will be impressed

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

Don't flunk out of grad school
get fat off my ass
play as much basketball as humanly possible
save some damn money

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Finish school, and master the bass.

 

[drexlersdad]

stop fucking everything that moves

 

[DaRizzle]

stop fucking everything that moves

Uh oh...cheating on "fun bags"?

...that was a great thread

 

[Colonel Ronan]

stop fucking everything that moves

Thats a good one.