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When my wife and I were dating she casually mentioned her parents were rich and soon to die. I immediately asked her to marry me. Turns out they are not only very healthy but paupers as well.
 
BLAZER PROPHET said:
When my wife and I were dating she casually mentioned her parents were rich and soon to die. I immediately asked her to marry me. Turns out they are not only very healthy but paupers as well.
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Aren't you in insurance? Seems like a couple of million dollar policies and an "accident" would make what your wife said a reality.

Hell, I'm surprised you haven't gotten a big insurance policy on ABM and set up a phony Craigslist date for him with a 300lb angry tranny.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Aren't you in insurance? Hell, I'm surprised you haven't gotten a big insurance policy on ABM and set up a phony Craigslist date for him with a 300lb angry tranny.
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Well, thanks. Just thanks all to hell. You just exposed my current plans for ABM.

(sigh) Back to the ol' drawing board.
 
I know the dude. My friend is married to his ex. He is a really good guy. Freaking hilarious too.

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it was great, but where do you go from here though if you are that guy? do flowers and chocolates really cut it on her bday/anniversary? i guess if you are going to go huge though the proposal is the time to do it.
 
bigbailes said:
it was great, but where do you go from here though if you are that guy? do flowers and chocolates really cut it on her bday/anniversary? i guess if you are going to go huge though the proposal is the time to do it.
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He also set the bar high for all of his unmarried guy friends.

"why can't you propose to ME that way??"
 
damn that guy is a giant, or she's tiny.
 
julius said:
damn that guy is a giant, or she's tiny.
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He is a big bear of a man..... and she looks tiny. It always amazes me how shit goes viral. Now a bunch of talk shows are fighting over who gets them first.

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Very Portlandia.

I didn't get the bit with the laptops, but the rest was great.

barfo
 
barfo said:
Very Portlandia.

I didn't get the bit with the laptops, but the rest was great.

barfo
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One of the laptops had her parents who live on the east coast.... I have no idea what the other laptops were about.
 
I guess this guy went to my HS and College. only 3 years below me, never heard of him though.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I guess this guy went to my HS and College. only 3 years below me, never heard of him though.
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Im sure you ran in different crowds. You were the Jesuit gangster and he was a theater geek.

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^ Too bad nobody in The 'Couv isn't this creative! Now if they made a music video about making a meth lab or something....... you guys would kick ass at that!
 
Natebishop3 said:
One of the laptops had her parents who live on the east coast.... I have no idea what the other laptops were about.
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Two of the others had his best friend and her best friend from college. They offered out-of-towners the chance to send in videos of themselves dancing to the song with the words "JUST," "SAY," and "I DO".
 
this is the NEP remix:

[video=youtube;xdI7DeHpTSc]
 
oh fuck, oh fuck, shear my fucking asshole now!

lol good stuff
 
That "This Needs to Stop" thread on the Blazer forum was sooo dom.

RAWR
 
PapaG said:
The sig makes me look better with every one of your posts today. Keep it up, "deer".
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Oh G, you're so wildly inconsistent it's actually amusing. I was a mod for two weeks before you flipped out and tried to provoke a reaction. Now you're pretending to just notice a sig that I've used since your flip out two weeks ago. I'm not really sure what sets you off. Maybe it's trouble at work or maybe the Mrs won't put out, but I'm here for you man. If you need me to be your favorite punching bag, I'm good for it bro. You don't bother me anymore. I just think of you as some kind of quirky clown and I take all your posts with a grain of salt. Keep your head up man, it'll all be okay.
 
Natebishop3 said:
Oh G, you're so wildly inconsistent it's actually amusing. I was a mod for two weeks before you flipped out and tried to provoke a reaction. Now you're pretending to just notice a sig that I've used since your flip out two weeks ago. I'm not really sure what sets you off. Maybe it's trouble at work or maybe the Mrs won't put out, but I'm here for you man. If you need me to be your favorite punching bag, I'm good for it bro. You don't bother me anymore. I just think of you as some kind of quirky clown and I take all your posts with a grain of salt. Keep your head up man, it'll all be okay.
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Let it all out, "deer". Fantastic projection. That thread on the main forum today was just so aggressive. Feed your inner male.

Your sig says all I need to know about who is the punching bag for who.
 
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