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Natebishop3 said:
I'm still missing how Jelly is a good nickname.... or are you just joshin?
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Christmas Vacation

Clark gets Jelly of the month club for a Christmas bonas, and Eddie says it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.


Since Lillard was a gift from Brooklyn, I say we call him Jelly because he is the gift that keeps on giving


It's not for everyone, only brilliant people like myself really get the awesomeness of it
 
Mediocre Man said:
Christmas Vacation

Clark gets Jelly of the month club for a Christmas bonas, and Eddie says it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.


Since Lillard was a gift from Brooklyn, I say we call him Jelly because he is the gift that keeps on giving


It's not for everyone, only brilliant people like myself really get the awesomeness of it
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I think that requires a little too much explanation to be a good nickname.

Jelly would have fit Felton like a glove.
 
Natebishop3 said:
I think that requires a little too much explanation to be a good nickname.

Jelly would have fit Felton like a glove.
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It's by far the best suggestion to this point. I will hear nothing more of it until someone improves on my awesomeness.....Not an easy task, Mr.
 
Mediocre Man said:
It's by far the best suggestion to this point. I will hear nothing more of it until someone improves on my awesomeness.....Not an easy task, Mr.
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I challenge you to think of one other nickname that requires that much explanation?

Michael Jordan - Air Jordan

Magic Johnson - Magic

Larry Bird - Larry Legend

Kobe Bryant - The Rapist

They're all self-explanatory!
 
Mediocre Man said:
It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. Plus, I don't care what anyone else says. I am calling him Jelly
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I don't know what this means. But it sounds dirty. Or at least sticky.
 
Mediocre Man said:
Christmas Vacation

Clark gets Jelly of the month club for a Christmas bonas, and Eddie says it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.


Since Lillard was a gift from Brooklyn, I say we call him Jelly because he is the gift that keeps on giving


It's not for everyone, only brilliant people like myself really get the awesomeness of it
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So....if Clark had gotten a subscription to the "panty of the month club", we would be calling Lillard "Dame granny panties"???
 
Natebishop3 said:
Omen's seem so insidious and dark.... the Gift sounds so pleasant and light :grin:
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Yes. As far as other teams are concerned, when you play the Blazers you have to face The Omen. It's Ominous. Etc. I don't want him bringing gifts.
 
Heh. I'm just going to call him 'O'.

Some people go by one name. Some go by first intial+first syllable of last name.

Lillard only needs one letter!

O!

And if someone has to ask why, they don't need to know!
 
Mediocre Man said:
How about Isiah "Zeke" Thomas?
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How about Zeus?!? It's a play on Zeke, in that it's similar to a player he's been compared to. Lillard will rule the Cascades (and Olympians - like Zeus- until Seattle gets a new team). His symbols are thunderbolt (DL is quick and can explode out of nowhere), eagle, bull, and oak. In some cultures, Zeus is also a cloud gatherer.

All things that are traits of DL and/or the PNW.
 
It's 'O'. As in Pwned! ;)

Oakland
Ogden
Oregon
Owned!

And of course, Olshlapped!
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
How about Zeus?!? It's a play on Zeke, in that it's similar to a player he's been compared to. Lillard will rule the Cascades (and Olympians - like Zeus- until Seattle gets a new team). His symbols are thunderbolt (DL is quick and can explode out of nowhere), eagle, bull, and oak. In some cultures, Zeus is also a cloud gatherer.

All things that are traits of DL and/or the PNW.
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zeke is short for izekiel

e:also zeus is too nerdy imo.
 
westnob said:
zeke is short for izekiel

e:also zeus is too nerdy imo.
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How is Zeus, nerdy? He's the father of Gods and men? God of the Sky? If anything, it's too lofty for a new rookie.

But I guess we could just go for "Lils". I mean, nothing incites fear more than a name like "Lils", right?
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
How is Zeus, nerdy? He's the father of Gods and men? God of the Sky? If anything, it's too lofty for a new rookie.

But I guess we could just go for "Lils". I mean, nothing incites fear more than a name like "Lils", right?
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I stand corrected.
 
I do like the Omen name but do you think Lillard would be OK with a nickname where he is a devil child? Kind of dark and may turn off some fans.
 
Draco said:
I do like the Omen name but do you think Lillard would be OK with a nickname where he is a devil child? Kind of dark and may turn off some fans.
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How about the O-Man

I hate it, but some of you others might like it?
 
Draco said:
I do like the Omen name but do you think Lillard would be OK with a nickname where he is a devil child? Kind of dark and may turn off some fans.
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Considering he apparently has some entire bible quote tattooed down the entire length of his arm, you may have a point.
 
The Mitten.

Because his idol is Gary "The Glove" Payton.
 
Drain-O. Drains shots and solves all your household/franchise problems.

Or, Dyn-O-Mighty Mouse. I apologize for having just typed that offensive gibberish.
 
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