Nodding Dog

[dycben]

I just fell asleep at my desk...then startled myself awake, then did it again...and again.

I'm typing this for two reasons, to make me look busy and to stop me sleeping.

Any tips on how to survive the next 3 hrs?

 

[b0o]

You've got me nodding now mate.

 

[dycdan]

1. Collapse to the floor and do not move or wince, even if your work colleague pinches you.
2. Stand up in a delirious state and say "where am i? I must have fainted."
3. When a colleague offers you a cup of water accept it and sip it shakily.
4. 5 minutes later, say that you are going to get some fresh air.
5. Go back to the office and say you didn't feel well this morning. by this time, your boss will have to let you go home.
6. For the next 5 hours, kick back, grab a beer and chill in the sun.

 

[dycben]

thing is...my desk is available for all to see....and now the warm sun is heating me up nicely through the window, reckon i'll last about another 3 mins then its game over

 

[united4life]

Go to the loo, and take yourself in hand, if you know what i mean

it always wakes me up, especially when i picture eric canotna in his prime!!! oggg, it gives me goose bumps just thinking of the gaelic god!!

 

[bringiton]

I think it should be John O Gay if your'e that way inclined!

 

[bbwMax]

I'd recommend having a..

You know Choking the bishop, Tugging the todger.

 

[C.Ronaldo]

Did you survive?

 

[Lennon 18]

Choking the Bishop

good one max aint heard that before...

 

[bbwMax]

<div class="quote_poster">.67Lion Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Choking the Bishop

good one max aint heard that before...</div>

lol i got loads

choaking charlie 'till he throws up
play the skin flute
whipping the one-eyed wonder weasle
one handed clapping
one man tug-o-war
paddle the pickle

The list goes on and on

 

[Y2Kyle]

<div class="quote_poster">Maxdaman91 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">lol i got loads

choaking charlie 'till he throws up
play the skin flute
whipping the one-eyed wonder weasle
one handed clapping
one man tug-o-war
paddle the pickle

The list goes on and on</div>

Tommy Tank?

 

[bbwMax]

<div class="quote_poster">Y2Kyle Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Tommy Tank?</div>

Oh yeh classic and Jherkin the Gherkin

 

[Y2Kyle]

Beating the banana (made that one up)

 

[Lennon 18]

lol we should start a thread...