[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts (5 Viewers)

[jlprk]

Today I started eating the Christmas gift pack I won at the office party a year ago. I gave the sausage to my ex-wife's dog (you can't get any lower than that) and ate the crackers with the mustard. I just want to praise--

Inglehoffer Original StoneGround Mustard

This makes me want to buy expensive mustard in the grocery store!!

Regular yellow mustard has consistent flavor, but this varies in your mouth. It's like vinegar, then it's like mustard, then it's chewy little mustard seeds, then it repeats. It's really good!!

I thought this lumpy greenish stuff had sesame seeds, then I realized they are mustard seeds. Delicious.

 

[jlprk]

I was hoping to give last year's sausage pack to someone this Christmas, but no one wanted the heart attack food. Then someone gave me another useless sausage gift pack this Christmas, so I thought of Snoopy. I told her to allocate him just a little sausage each day so he won't die early.

If you ever get a fruitcake for Christmas, you can give those things away 3 Christmases later. They last forever.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

fruitcake is good if you only have half a slice. had some hawaiian style fruitcake with pineapples, it was quite good.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I want to boan the girl from the Spirit Mountain casino commercial.

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[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[Mamba]

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[Rodolfo]

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[Mamba]

This thread has really died...

 

[Colonel Ronan]

innit

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

cockboys.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

looking for a man purse. holla.

 

[Mamba]

why?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nah, just a briefcase. not leather though

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

doing some travelling this year, need a bag to carry all my gear....might go to Israel in May.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

got myself a fresh peacoat today. holla.

 

[Mamba]

I was going to buy a pea coat.

Thank God I read that you bought one. Now I don't want one.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

good, more bitches for moi.

 

[Mamba]

Where did you buy it from?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I was going to buy a pea coat.

Thank God I read that you bought one. Now I don't want one.

You don't need a Peacoat in SoCal. Ever.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Where did you buy it from?

H&M. I'll post a pic later.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

H&M is for teh ghey.

 

[Mamba]

You don't need a Peacoat in SoCal. Ever.

Hey. Don't rain on my parade.

I just totally wanted to be cool, ya know? Like Ronan.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

bah. humbug.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

X

 

[Colonel Ronan]

What did they steal?

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I'll post a pic sometime this week, I promise. I just haven't had time. I still haven't done laundry since coming back from England (8th!).

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

What did they steal?

mom's cell phone. she left it in the center console (not visible). didn't take my GPS...weird.

Also took my stun gun.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Maybe I'll replace it with this: http://www.beststungun.com/streetwise-stun-baton.html

the one I had was fucking badass though. I need to get another one.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

R.I.P. the juiceman.