[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

[PDXFonz]

If he played in the NBA he would be Dwayne “The Block” Johnson

Put him in Star Trek and he’s Dwayne “The Spock” Johnson

He’s never late, because he’s Dwayne “The Clock” Johnson

Is that an Alligator? No, it’s Dwayne “The Croc” Johnson

When he posts on social media he’s Dwayne “The Tik-Tok” Johnson

If he were a gangster he’d be Dwayne “The Glock” Johnson

Who is that at the door? It’s Dwayne “The Knock” Johnson

When he’s flying with his homies he’s Dwayne “The Flock” Johnson

And if he traded on Wall Street he’d be Dwayne “The Stock” Johnson

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

If he played in the NBA he would be Dwayne “The Block” Johnson

Put him in Star Trek and he’s Dwayne “The Spock” Johnson

He’s never late, because he’s Dwayne “The Clock” Johnson

Is that an Alligator? No, it’s Dwayne “The Croc” Johnson

When he posts on social media he’s Dwayne “The Tik-Tok” Johnson

If he were a gangster he’d be Dwayne “The Glock” Johnson

Who is that at the door? It’s Dwayne “The Knock” Johnson

When he’s flying with his homies he’s Dwayne “The Flock” Johnson

And if he traded on Wall Street he’d be Dwayne “The Stock” Johnson

and if he's a porn star .....

 

[PDXFonz]

The FDA is a scam

Money laundering scheme? (Green font)

Have you seen what we eat? Should McDonalds hamburgers come with warning labels? Surgeon general must really love their Big Macs or some ish…

 

[PDXFonz]

Radio video
Boogie with a suitcase
You’re living in the disco
Forget about the rat race

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Radio video
Boogie with a suitcase
You’re living in the disco
Forget about the rat race

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