[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

[Lanny]

Holy shit. If you do the Tigard Freddie’s, Winco and Costco (especially on the same day) you are a deliberate (and possibly gleeful) glutton for punishment. But then, your wife is driving……so that’s half the battle.

Oh, I don't usually go. It's a lot of work taking me.

 

[Lanny]

That's the Costco where I saw a dipshit that was harassing an Asian couple. Had to step in to get him to fuck off. There's another Costco closer to my house, so I normally don't shop there.

This is something I've only seen happen once and I had to step in and tell them to stuff it where the sun don't shine.

 

[PDXFonz]

This is something I've only seen happen once and I had to step in and tell them to stuff it where the sun don't shine.

At Costco? Ooof, whatever it is you told them to stuff was XXL Costco size.

 

[Lanny]

At Costco? Ooof, whatever it is you told them to stuff was XXL Costco size.

Wasn't at Costco. Must have been 50 miles from the nearest Costco.

 

[PDXFonz]

Wasn't at Costco. Must have been 50 miles from the nearest Costco.

Oh okay, I think I understand now. You told them to drive to Costco and go inside where the sun doesn’t shine?

 

[Lanny]

Oh okay, I think I understand now. You told them to drive to Costco and go inside where the sun doesn’t shine?

Bingo, how come it took you so long.

 

[Minstrel]

Not sure if this is the correct place for this, but it's pretty random:

 

[ehizzy3]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Gambling addiction hotlines might get a lot more gamblers if every tenth caller was a winner.

 

[Orion Bailey]

When you just sent this to your wife after taking her car to deq and dropping it back off while she is at work…..

“Done. I don't think i licked the car though. I put the tags on.”


Ive got to be one of the best typo’ers out there!!! Was supposed to be locked.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Done. I don't think i licked the car though.

Ford Probe?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Ford Probe?

CRV.

Cunnilingus
Rear
Vector

 

[SlyPokerDog]

CRV.

Cunnilingus
Rear
Vector

I can see why you took it to the Department of Erotic Quim.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[stampedehero]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[PDXFonz]

Glory, Glory Tottenham Hotspur

 

[PDXFonz]

Man these dammed weeds suc

Back yard has needed to be tended to for a while and it’s been a multi day process. Still not done, but looks much better

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[Lanny]

CRV.

Cunnilingus
Rear
Vector

I once took a programming class where the teacher was talking about pointers that linked to each other in one long chain. The teacher talked about how each pointer was linked to the front resulting in a rear entry. Every time she said that I could hear this one guy snickering.

 

[Shogun X]

she looks like the kind of freak that likes it up the pooper.

maybe that accounts for her accent?

Reminder that this thread was originally about if Sarah Palin liked anal

 

[MickZagger]

Reminder that this thread was originally about if Sarah Palin liked anal

She’s definitely a hoe

 

[MickZagger]

I got free attorney representation through my union (Teamsters greatest union on Earth). And it happens to be Ian Karmel’s dad which is really random

 

[PDXFonz]

Butts and coconuts

 

[PDXFonz]

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula, and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'

 

[PDXFonz]

I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I’m spunky
I like my oatmeal lumpy
I’m sick with this
Straight gangsta Mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I’ll even buy ya crackers or ya licorice
Ay yo fat girl
Come here, are you ticklish
Yeah I called you fat
Look at me, I’m skinny
Never stopped me from getting busy
I’m a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

 

[PDXFonz]

Life hack: Cut your old socks to turn them into a rag and use them to clean before throwing them away. Natures paper towel.

 

[PCmor7]

Life hack: Cut your old socks to turn them into a rag and use them to clean before throwing them away. Natures paper towel.

My mum and aunt taught me that decades ago.

 

[PDXFonz]

Can't go wrong with a BLT sandwich

Throw some ham and turkey on it and it's a club sandwich

I hate Turkey, especially Istanbul /s

 

[PDXFonz]

Apparently the “Stumps” on top of a Giraffe’s head are called “Ossicones”.

I don’t care what you call them, Giraffe still look Alien to me…