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whats up with this hunger games bullshit? all the nerds on my FB feed are talking about it like its Harry fucking Potter all over again. WTF. so lame.
 
just listned to that Lana Del Rey. what the fuck. between her and Nicki Minaji, I guess mumbling words is fucking street cred shit.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
just listned to that Lana Del Rey. what the fuck. between her and Nicki Minaji, I guess mumbling words is fucking street cred shit.
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Meh, Minaj babbles, Lana Del Rey actually sings and makes real music. She's a hot little tramp too :)
 
Ungh. Wish I was going to Ultra Music Festival.

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vegas pool parties are way better. too many fucking rave kids at these kind of things.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
vegas pool parties are way better. too many fucking rave kids at these kind of things.
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My buddy went to a rave type deal at the gorge and was stuck on this 18 year old from Lake O that he met. Lots of ecstacy means limp noodle for this guy.
 
yeah. these all day things i get too fucking tired. can't rock out like I used to. shit, even in my 20s these things would kick my ass.
 
Whats a good wine a cougar would like? I don't know shit about wine
 
depends on the dinner, but id just get an expensive bottle of tequilla, cougs love that shit, makes them feel 21 again
 
I know fuck all about wine.

There's a go to brand, I forgot which one. I think its about 30 bucks a bottle. fuck, i'll try to remember.
 
get some shit with a picture of a shoe or a fucking banjo on it, she will think you are hip and blow you
 
3RA1N1AC said:
depends on the dinner, but id just get an expensive bottle of tequilla, cougs love that shit, makes them feel 21 again
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She's got hard A at her place. But, she gets wet with good wine. Last time I got her some Shiraz that my sister recommended.
 
3RA1N1AC said:
get some shit with a picture of a shoe or a fucking banjo on it, she will think you are hip and blow you
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She's got an oral fetish. Blowjobs are pre-requisite. This is kinky pornstar sex every time. I had to watch a lot of porn this week to get new ideas
 
I got her some stuff called Anthropology. The lady working at the store recommended it. Fuck I dunno. Oh welll.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
damn, son, she trying to wifey up?
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Not really. She's just a damn good lay. To top it off she's smokin hot. We haven't even hung out in a public place. We hang out on the weekend and our nights consist of all night sexcapades. Her sex drive is through the roof. She says she masterbates 3 times a day. You should see some of the pics she sends me randomly. Holy shit! I told her I show my friends the pics she sends and she smiled and said its a turn on.

First time with her was last weekend. I had a shit eating grin on my face for a couple days afterwards.
 
enjoy the ride! My buddy was like that too at first, but I think he started dating her. He ended up moving out of town though so I don't know what's up now.
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/26/deadmau5--madonna-molly-ultra-_n_1379437.html

When Madonna took to the stage Saturday night to introduce Avicii at Miami's Ultra Music Festival, she asked, "How many people in this crowd have seen molly?"

Molly is a slang term for MDMA, the active chemical in ecstasy, a drug often associated with electronic dance music (EDM) concerts. The crowd erupted in cheers after Madge asked the question (see video of Madonna on stage at the bottom of this article), but not everyone in the EDM community was happy.

Deadmau5, one of the leading producers of progressive house music, took to Twitter and Facebook to rail against the pop star for what he called grossly irresponsible behavior.

"Very classy there madonna. "HUR DUR HAS ANYONE SEEN MOLLY???" such a great message for the young music lovers at ultra," he posted on Facebook early Monday morning. "quite the f'n philanthropist. but hey, at least yer HIP AND TRENDY! fucking cant smack my head hard enough right now."
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I don't fuck with that shit. I'm going to lay off the yay as well.

last time I did it, I could hear my heart and it freaked the shit out of me.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I don't fuck with that shit. I'm going to lay off the yay as well.

last time I did it, I could hear my heart and it freaked the shit out of me.
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I rarely do yay. A couple of my friends are big into it though. I always feel like shit afterwards. Not worth it.
 
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