[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm making it a goal to fuck her.

baby steps.

:MARIS61:

Sounds like she'd do you for the right price. Offer her that new TV you just won.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yeah. we'll see what happens. Its not high on my list of priorities, but its on there.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yeah. we'll see what happens. Its not high on my list of priorities, but its on there.

Say you're a porn producer and bang her on your casting couch.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Pretty sure that only works for lower level girls/unknowns. I have my angles.

It intrigues me that she's a Blazers fan. Just makes it that much hotter to be honest.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Thinking of subscribing to this GAIAM TV channel. They have morning yoga workouts and other assorted granola shit.

http://www.gaiamtv.com/

 

[jlprk]

Sick voluntary bee sting experiment

https://peerj.com/articles/338/

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Thinking of subscribing to this GAIAM TV channel. They have morning yoga workouts and other assorted granola shit.

http://www.gaiamtv.com/

Rip up your tru braj card.

NOW.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Rip up your tru braj card.

NOW.

Its how you have to survive if you want the hotter girls on the Westside of LA. :MARIS61:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Anyone notice that there are more and more KFC commercials with black families eating fried chicken? Isn't that racist as fuck?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Anyone notice that there are more and more KFC commercials with black families eating fried chicken? Isn't that racist as fuck?

You're asking the people of S2 if they noticed racism? Really?

Do you not really read our posts?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

NO.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Fuck. Nails in tire. How the fuck do I run over these all the damned time. Fucking LA.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Noticing that Jcrew gear is getting less preppy and more hipster granola ish. Gotta get away from that now I guess. Might be buying Brooks brothers shit. we'll see whats up. trying to dress preppier and less edgy. Sometimes I dress too fucking hipstery.

 

[MickZagger]

Noticing that Jcrew gear is getting less preppy and more hipster granola ish. Gotta get away from that now I guess. Might be buying Brooks brothers shit. we'll see whats up. trying to dress preppier and less edgy. Sometimes I dress too fucking hipstery.

Dress in what you think looks good. Not to fit some mold. I don't believe in clothes. I usually go nude.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I usually just wear comfortable shit. V-necks, jeans, blazer t-shirts and sweats. :MARIS61:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

For Zags:

https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8306/7828066946_7d8acde225.jpg
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7107/7835730172_99a72f1d68_z.jpg

I dare you to do better.

[video=youtube;iR1iqzZ0yFg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR1iqzZ0yFg[/video]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://instagram.com/bootlegbart

MIND. BLOWN.

 

[MickZagger]

There's this one hot mexican chick that wants the D so bad. I came with my girlfriend though......

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

send your GF to the spa for an hour to get a facial...while you give one.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

There's this one hot mexican chick that wants the D so bad. I came with my girlfriend though......

Is your gf not interested in hot Mexican chicks? Cuz 3.... is a magic number.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yeah. Just make small talk, have the 3 of you drink some tequila and margaritas some how.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

There's this one hot mexican chick that wants the D so bad. I came with my girlfriend though......

Is your girlfriend white? If she is I'd avoid the 3way...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

going out tomorrow with a chick I met on Valentine's day for the first time. lol. the fuck. i had lost communication because I got sick for a few weeks and threw a hail mary.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Is it the same cougar?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Kind of weird, whenever I get fucked up and go out hard like I did last night, I seem to be more productive at work.

 

[Cryptkeeper]

This made me laugh.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

going out tomorrow with a chick I met on Valentine's day for the first time. lol. the fuck. i had lost communication because I got sick for a few weeks and threw a hail mary.

flaked! oh well, on to the next one.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

:MARIS61:

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

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:MARIS61:

Anyone else notice how this thread is mostly an online journal for El-P?

Do you post all of these exact items in your FB status, too?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

:MARIS61:

Anyone else notice how this thread is mostly an online journal for El-P?

Do you post all of these exact items in your FB status, too?

No. Interestingly enough, I just post Blazers updates and thoughts on my facebook page almost exclusively. Basically the reverse of this place. I like the relative anonimity here.