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I saw on facebook there was a fire near my home so I'm listening to the sheriff's scanner on the internet and this is what I hear from the dispatch lady:

"Report of a man laying down on a motorcycle driving down the road towing a doghouse behind him."
 
If you are 21+ years and haven't experienced drinking beer in the shower then you haven't lived.

Step in, get squeaky clean so you are feeling nice. Let the warm water relax you as you enjoy a cold beer, step out buzzed and relaxed as fuck.
 
Fonzthecpt1 said:
If you are 21+ years and haven't experienced drinking beer in the shower then you haven't lived.

Step in, get squeaky clean so you are feeling nice. Let the warm water relax you as you enjoy a cold beer, step out buzzed and relaxed as fuck.
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I do this all the time. Saves time too
 
Anyone seen the tv show baggage? This shit cracked me up.

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For those who haven't seen it - it is hosted by Jerry Springer, enough said.
 
I went to the Def lepard concert last night. These 20 something's in front of me were smoking pot out of a glass pipe old school style, not a vape pen to be discreet. They lit it up the entire concert like he was chillin in his mom's basement. No ducking or covering up just straight up blastin away. He pulls out his huge bag of reefer must have been a half ounce or so in a gallon size baggie. No kidding. Never even tried to conceal it. 1 of them hurled all over the floor and spun in his seat the rest of the concert. Security seemed oblivious. I don't care who smokes and who doesn't but enjoy the show with an attitude adjustment instead of passing out in your seat. Funny part was these two young hotties came over to bum a hit or two and these clowns were so stoned they could hardly function. They smoked the guys pot and stole their beer before heading back to their seats. Made for some good entertainment.

Missed opportunity! Kids nowadays!
 
rotary111 said:
I went to the Def lepard concert last night. These 20 something's in front of me were smoking pot out of a glass pipe old school style, not a vape pen to be discreet. They lit it up the entire concert like he was chillin in his mom's basement. No ducking or covering up just straight up blastin away. He pulls out his huge bag of reefer must have been a half ounce or so in a gallon size baggie. No kidding. Never even tried to conceal it. 1 of them hurled all over the floor and spun in his seat the rest of the concert. Security seemed oblivious. I don't care who smokes and who doesn't but enjoy the show with an attitude adjustment instead of passing out in your seat. Funny part was these two young hotties came over to bum a hit or two and these clowns were so stoned they could hardly function. They smoked the guys pot and stole their beer before heading back to their seats. Made for some good entertainment.

Missed opportunity! Kids nowadays!
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People like that piss me off, it's like how I felt about inconsiderate cigarette smokers back when I used to puff on the cancer sticks. People go around blowing it in everyone's face and end up getting smoking in public banned... Of course now that I don't smoke cigs any more I'm glad that I don't have to deal with them myself. Funny how circumstances change situations!
 
In Florida, the people here are assholes. Nothing specific but it's just noticeable
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
They are more aggressive than LA. Something off about the people (Miami)
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East coast is more aggressive by a long shot....those guys come to Los Angeles to join the Yogananda Foundation and make homemade tofu to purge Wall Street from their nervous system....
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
They are more aggressive than LA. Something off about the people (Miami)
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Good cocaine and South Americans with lots of fuck you money pumps up the volume in Miami....not my scene at all...great Salsa Music though...my uncle retired in the Keys in the 60s
 
Yeah, the Keys are great. South Florida is pretty nice but I can tell it's just filled with a bunch of assholes
 
There's a 50 year old Asian guy wearing all white from head to toe except a red and white jacket and red beats headphones...oh and chrome Terminator sunglasses working out at the gym right now


He looks like he's from the future
 
damn u see these new miley cyrus, tiger woods and linday vonn nude leaks.
 
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