[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

[VanillaGorilla]

Did you see her in a bikini? Best body by FAR.

I was just going by the commercials lol. I don't like her face.

 

[Rodolfo]

I was just going by the commercials lol. I don't like her face.

The body makes up for what's lacking in the face department.

 

[Rodolfo]

Man. I've been away from Gin and tonic for a couple of years. I love that stuff a little too much. Gots to be careful.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Gin and Tonic is the perfect summer drink.

I hate gin nowadays but on a hot sunny day, it hits the spot.

 

[Rodolfo]

What kind of Gin we talking?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I usually go for some Tanquerey.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

the thing is I was in college when "Gin and Juice" was out...so i drank a shitload of Gin and juice...to the point of getting sick of them. so i don't have a good experience with it. dunno....i don't mind a gin martini though.

 

[Rodolfo]

Gin and Tampico....oh yeeeeeeah.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

What should I change my name here to?

 

[Sex Panther]

ChocolateChimp

 

[3RA1N1AC]

drunkstoner

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Man. I've been away from Gin and tonic for a couple of years. I love that stuff a little too much. Gots to be careful.

gotta be cold, and gotta have limes, but fuck yeah

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Sup

 

[3RA1N1AC]

you have an awesome car chase

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

Just booked a trip to Cabo in July!!! yeaay

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

CABOOOOOOOOOOO!

i need to go there again. fish taco mania!

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Where is that?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

can you hit on girls when you're high? what's the secret? smoked out last night, went to bar, didn't feel like doing shit.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

can you hit on girls when you're high? what's the secret? smoked out last night, went to bar, didn't feel like doing shit.

Nope, I can't at all.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I fucking hated it.

 

[Sex Panther]

i'm chill when im high.

i know dudes who act crazy as shit when high, makes me think they took that dust.

 

[MickZagger]

can you hit on girls when you're high? what's the secret? smoked out last night, went to bar, didn't feel like doing shit.

I'm too lazy to put out any effort when I'm high. If I smoke with another chick though I can swoon them with my high guy comedy.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

yeah. i was waiting for the girls to come to me. had no motivation.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

the secret is having confidence in your penis, but being high generally blows anyones game, chicks dont wanna talk about nachos and video games

 

[Sex Panther]

If you're tall, you can get any chick. 6'1' and above.

It's science.

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

Where is that?

Mexico...closer to Cali

 

[Colonel Ronan]

If you're tall, you can get any chick. 6'1' and above.

It's science.

No way!

It's all about showing outward confidence.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

No way!

It's all about showing outward confidence.

agreed, but if you were 6'5" as well, the worlds vagina would be your oyster on the halfshell

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I guess I will never know. I like my height though, average as fuck.

 

[Rodolfo]

I will let my tub water run for like 20 minutes before I jump in sometimes. I feel a little guilty about it.