[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

[Rodolfo]

"i can't wait almost ready to do the fedex guy that comes to our office, pretty desperate huh"

:MARIS61:

She wants your cawk dood. doooooo it.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

yeah you should go steady

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Promise cock ring?

X

 

[3RA1N1AC]

yeah with your microcock, just use a regular ring

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

there are so many cock shots in the Hangover 2.

You guys would fucking love it.

 

[MickZagger]

cock lovers galore in this thread.

 

[PapaG]

cock lovers galore in this thread.

Zags' kinda party!!!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

New Yorkers ruin everything.

(this includes New Jersey people too).

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

looking at my facebook feed, wedding photos...seriously, WTF. Engagement photos are worse. holy shit.

 

[Sex Panther]

fuck the bridesmaids. never the bride. maybe.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Post pad!

kthnxbye

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Shaving balls: use a shaver or not?

http://www.amazon.com/Philips-BG204...P9OA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1305833791&sr=8-1

I use a disposible but it takes a while and I'd like to shave them more frequently and not have razor bumps. I'm pretty careful though.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i would tweeze them

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Do waxing salons have ball shaving? that would be pretty dope.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

when i used to get my ass waxed, they offered free ball shaving

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

is the person who does it a transgendered individual? If not, why not?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

yeah it was a tranny, and it jerked me hard to get my ball skin all nice and taut

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

thank god, I can't imagine leaving a ball shaving/ass waxing joint without feeling spent.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

it was all free of charge, because i had 10 punches on my spray tan card, i do level 5

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

next time you go let me know, so i can come with.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

go down to toothless bobs tanning and wax on la cienega by the mud hut, and tell them hot carl sent you, theyll hook you up proper

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

hmmm....married coworker has been flirty/touchy feeley lately and complaining about her husband. :MARIS61:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

had a meeting last night I put on....30 people were supposed to show up but about 10 of them flaked (@75 per person). bleh. i hate it when people flake out on shit like that.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

yeah gotta honor the rsvp, or else you are a fucking loser

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

looking into getting into something this weekend. Might do some hippie medidation shit...take magazines to a coffee shop in venice and read them all day.

was thinking of going to San Diego or Santa Barbara and just geting a hotel and chilling the fuck out....not sure. don't want to drive 2 hours.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

yeah gotta honor the rsvp, or else you are a fucking loser

yeah, I had a few people RSVP 3 hours before the meeting then flake out.

oh well. decent meeting.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

so did you guys raid a super big dungeon or what? i bet you noobs got pwnd

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

If you see an asian dude around portland wearing a fucking furry dog scarf or soemthing, feel free to punch him, its my cousin and you have permission to.

 

[MickZagger]

hmmm....married coworker has been flirty/touchy feeley lately and complaining about her husband. :MARIS61:

Ask her if she's down for the gangbang like PapaG's wife.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

turn that slut out, bring her to a biker party