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i want to bang a chick with a tatoo around her upper thigh. that would be pretty awesome. i dunno why.
 
I used to not like tattoos on chicks. I've changed my mind though.
 
vegas is kind of a shitshow on Memorial Day Weekend. dunno, i like less crowded weekends. but if i can just get people to roll down, it'll be fun.
 
Vegas pool parties seem like a rat race. I like to keep it a little more low key. Might try it sometime, just to say I did.
 
really depends on your attitude there, i've really never had a bad time at one.

but its fun because you get wasted and its a lot easier to talk to girls there verus a nightclub, sometimes you just float in the pool and bump into them and they're generally more receptive. or if you're wasted you can do shit like splash water on them, once i just started pouring beer on a chicks head because she said it was her birthday and she just took it and started drinking the beer.

I usually plan well ahead though so I don't wait in line...at rehab I stayed at the hard rock so i got in right away, at wet republic i bought tix online and go early.
 
Nice! Seems like its hard not to score a piece of ass at a pool party in Sin City.
 
unless you're staying in the hotel and are close-by, its a little harder to take them back. night clubs are easier since its easier to isolate the girls from their friends. in a pool in broad daylight where they leave all their shit with their friends. some of the more upscale pool parties the lifeguards stop if you're making out in the water sometimes (plus its outside in the sun) and there's lots of onlookers, where they really won't in a club. at rehab they kind of let shit go though but i don't really go there anymore, its way too guido.
 
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Wet Republic is way better. Encore Beach too. I'll hit up rehab, but seriously its douchebag city, one of my friends got roofied there (actually two of them, since a dude drank out of the chicks drink too but he didn't go to the hospital, we thought he was just hungover).
 
But what's weird of all places is the pool party at the Palm Desert Marriot in Palm Desert (near Palm Springs). The thing is that chicks like to go to palm springs for a relaxing girls weekend and spa get-a-way, so when we were there it was like 3 or 4 bachelorette parties of 10-15 girls we were working on all afternoon. it was pretty awesome, no competition whatsoever.

the thing that sucks is nightlife is like one club in the hotel and it ends at like 1:30pm (lots of cougars there though).
 
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But what's weird of all places is the pool party at the Palm Desert Marriot in Palm Desert (near Palm Springs). The thing is that chicks like to go to palm springs for a relaxing girls weekend and spa get-a-way, so when we were there it was like 3 or 4 bachelorette parties of 10-15 girls we were working on all afternoon. it was pretty awesome, no competition whatsoever.
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That sounds like my cup of tea!
 
dude, it was pretty funny. met a big group of girls from LA/OC area and they were there for a bachelorette party "relaxing girls weekend" and I was starting to hook up with one of the moms. hah.

palm desert is pretty fucking dope, if you're ever down there hit up that marriott. its funny we got one of the chicks tops off and some mom started freaking out because they were on a vacation with her like 10 year old kids.
 
fuck, i miss bachelor parties. i don't think any are in the horizon for me, most of my homies that are going to get married are done with it.
 
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dude, it was pretty funny. met a big group of girls from LA/OC area and they were there for a bachelorette party "relaxing girls weekend" and I was starting to hook up with one of the moms. hah.

palm desert is pretty fucking dope, if you're ever down there hit up that marriott. its funny we got one of the chicks tops off and some mom started freaking out because they were on a vacation with her like 10 year old kids.
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Don't you hate when your cougar hunting and you get cock blocked by some lame daughter.
 
yeah, its pretty awesome. but the only downside is you have to work really fast as everything closes at 130 and you're left in an empty hotel with no where to go.
 
yeah bro, i didn't even have them put the shoes in a bag because it would end up in a landfill as a condom for homeless winos who enjoy teh buttsecks.
 
ok. new questions.

If you could grow your cock length by "x" amount of inches, HOWEVER, you will lose that much in your height, what would be an acceptable number?

I'm thinking 1" for me. 5'11"...if I go any shorter I start getting into manlet territory.
 
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