[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

[EL PRESIDENTE]

age doesn't exist. i'm talking with an italian cougar right now, no idea how old she is, pretty cute though and i like her vibe. i'd guess early 40s...which really isn't that much older than me really. hah.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

you are almost too old to become cougar food, get it while you can

 

[MickZagger]

How old are you guys?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

35

 

[MickZagger]

35

Oh dang. I feel young. I'm just a 26 year old with a filthy mind.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

larry bird

 

[MickZagger]

Even worse she's got a mole on her left thigh

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Tyson Chandler rocking the Ronald McDonald shoes.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Oh dang. I feel young. I'm just a 26 year old with a filthy mind.

I know, I'm asian so i look about 10 years younger. :MARIS61:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

i've been thinking of doing okaycupid or plenty of fish, i hear its an easy place to just bang sluts. not sure, just heard about it from other guys online.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i've been thinking of doing okaycupid or plenty of fish, i hear its an easy place to just bang sluts. not sure, just heard about it from other guys online.

dude, so easy, get laid every day if you want

the only catch is you have to be willing to lie your ass off

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

oh no. that's not me. I could never do that.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

how do you propose a date where you don't spend money. maybe crack a bottle of 2 buck chuck at the beach near my pad? hah..that'd be good.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

dude, it writes itself

casual drinks and a walk on the beach?

done deal

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

kind of cheeseball. i've done that once i felt like a fucking douche while at the beach walking but I nailed the chick back at my place. didn't even have the drinks.

I saw these new canned wines the other day...looked pretty money for this kind of shit.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

no way man, find some desperate chick with 2 kids and daddy issues, show up in a suit and share a scorpion bowl, take a cab back to her place, tell her you love her and bounce before she wakes up

im going to hell

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

no way man, find some desperate chick with 2 kids and daddy issues, show up in a suit and share a scorpion bowl, take a cab back to her place, tell her you love her and bounce before she wakes up

im going to hell

that doesn't sound that different from my weekends to be honest. well, minus the suit. do i really need online shit for this? i'm thinking i could trick a bunch of shy asian chicks into swallowing my cock and then disapperaing. these chicks are crafty though.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

in the city it wouldnt seem like you would really need to

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

dunno, sometimes i like turning these shy chicks into total whores. its kind of fun to see them naked and freaky.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I also want to bang an older mexican waitress or maid for some reason

{Poasted via palm pilot}

 

[MickZagger]

Slutty chicks love sexting. Send them a picture of your cawk.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Man I hope I'm just like you guys when I'm older!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

you hope you are a tiny cocked asian?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Man I hope I'm just like you guys when I'm older!

i wish i knew then what i knew now!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

after the time it takes for light to reflect off the world and then be processed through our eyes in our brain, it is already the past

basically we are living in the future

 

[ehizzy3]

who's done shrooms? i'll be doing them soon after pondering the idea for awhile. can't wait lol

 

[VanillaGorilla]

who's done shrooms? i'll be doing them soon after pondering the idea for awhile. can't wait lol

I did them on the fourth of July this year. My first psychedelic experience.. It was fucking awesome. Just be with a sober friend you trust, especially since it's your first time.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

who's done shrooms? i'll be doing them soon after pondering the idea for awhile. can't wait lol

http://abcnews.go.com/US/jarrod-wyatt-mixed-martial-artist-ripped-heart-friend/story?id=17194715

A northern California man accused of ripping out the heart and tongue of a friend after the two had taken hallucinogenic drugs has pleaded guilty to murder, four days before his case was set to go to trial.

Jarrod Wyatt, 29, of Crescent City, Calif. accepted a plea deal in which he will serve a 50-years-to-life prison sentence in the March 2010 death of his sparring partner, 21-year-old Taylor Powell, Del Norte County prosecutors told The Associated Press.

"The earliest he'll be able to see a parole board is 2062," District Attorney Jon Alexander told the AP. "We saved Taylor's family the agony from reliving the incident at the trial."

Police officers discovered Wyatt naked :MARIS61: and covered in blood head-to-toe when they arrived at a house in Requa, Calif., in March 2010.

Powell's body was found by officers on the couch. His chest had been cut open, while his heart, tongue and the skin of his face was removed. Court documents say that Powell's heart and tongue had been removed while he was still alive.

The two had ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms before Wyatt attacked and killed Powell, according to witnesses. While intoxicated, the two believed that they were involved in a struggle between God and the devil. Powell's heart was discovered by police charred in a wood-burning stove, Dr. Neil Kushner, who performed the autopsy, told The Times Standard.

 

[ehizzy3]

I did them on the fourth of July this year. My first psychedelic experience.. It was fucking awesome. Just be with a sober friend you trust, especially since it's your first time.

did you go to the beach or anything? fourth of july would be a good time to do them. I'm just worried because the two people who want to do it both have had emotional problems lately and I read that is a big risk factor of having a bad trip.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/jarrod-wyatt-mixed-martial-artist-ripped-heart-friend/story?id=17194715

lol that's crazy

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I was camping in a secluded woodsy area with some friends. Not dense woods and I took them during the day, I thought I'd freak out at night. If they have the kind of emotional problems that severely distress them without a trigger or something, I wouldn't advise doing it with them.. If they have a bad trip it would most likely ruin yours.