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Looks can be deceiving -- MyLo is about an inch taller:

McGee: 6'11" w/o shoes
MyLo: 6'11.75" w/o shoes

Once upon a time (December 2008 to be exact), JaVale McGee’s mom, Pamela, said her boy was still growing. “He’s in a growth spurt right now, we just measured him and he’s 7’1″ with no shoes on.”

Here’s where we’ll get into measurement discrepancy. In Chicago, summer 2008, McGee was measured to be 6’11″ without shoes and 7’0″ with. On Thursday night, Ernie Grunfeld said, “He’s grown a little bit. He’s over 7-feet tall without shoes on, he’s almost 7’1.5″ with shoes. ”

http://www.truthaboutit.net/2010/07...s-seraphins-knee-and-the-growth-of-mcgee.html

Never know how true things like this are though.
 
I now have 5 girls with the last name "Sharkeez" in my phone. :MARIS61:
 
Went day drinking on Saturday. My buddy was trying to game this older coug and kind of got shut down. His "hail mary" was asking her if she liked orgies. What. The. Fuck. Dude almost got beat down by her friend. lol. I knew it was a trainwreck, I recorded part of the interaction.
 
hah, I google plus'd it in a small circle of bros, that's good enough. I didn't get the actual shit, but I got the after affects where the group is basically telling him to kick rocks.
 
Going out with a girl who's in Junior College later this week! I think she thinks I'm in my 20s. lol. oh well.

:MARIS61:
 
Just got the Bonavita Coffee maker, it was on sale at amazon for $135 (usually $170) and the reseller that is selling it on there isn't charging tax to California. I usually use an aeropress but in the morning before work, I'm a little lazy to do all the steps to brew it correctly. This is a little more automated and idiot proof.

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The Bonavita Exceptional Brew 8-Cup Coffee Maker is a German-engineered coffee maker with a thermal carafe that brews coffee to ideal coffee standards of water temperature, contact time, and coffee grounds saturation. A 1400W thermal block heater achieves proper water temperature quickly, and the stainless steel thermal carafe keeps your brew hotter, longer. Get a perfect cup of coffee, every time.

The Exceptional Brew coffee maker is one of few coffee makers that have been certified for quality and performance by the Specialty Coffee Association of America (SCAA), meaning that the Exceptional Brew is equipment capable of brewing coffee to the exacting standards set by the SCAA.

The German-engineered brewing system features a 1400-watt heater raises water to an ideal brewing temperature (205 degrees F / 96 degrees C) quickly and efficiently. This coffee maker is engineered for precise water and coffee grounds contact time along with a shower head designed for complete coffee grounds saturation and optimal extraction.

Exceptional Brew offers exceptional performance, brewing 8 cups (5 oz. cups) in just 5-6 minutes. The stainless steel thermal carafe keeps your coffee warm for longer versus a conventional glass carafe. The easy-to-fill water tank has a wide opening and clear markings for exact water filling, and the unique boiler heater releases water only when it achieves an ideal coffee brewing temperature of 200-205 degrees F.
 
We shouldn't give the poor canned foods. We should give them fresh food, fast...man.
 
Don't usually like to buy non-brand name electronics, but I just ordered a Pyle HD/3-D projector for the theater room. It was on close-out, and aside from some fan noise (surround theater sound will hopefully drown that out), it got good reviews.

Everyone says the pic is great for sports and movies.
 
bah, mom wants to go to San Diego for MDW. Going to be crowded as fuck. I like to chill in LA that weekend, everyone gets the fuck out and there's a cool beach street fair by me. There was an all you can eat crawfish boil too. oh well.
 
Saw the new Acura NSX driving around the other day.

I want the new Masarati Ghlibi though.
 
picked up some Czechvar (Czech) and Cristal (Peru) beer today. good shit. Bevmo pulls through in the clutch!
 
PARTY AT BLAZING GIANTS

Not til I see how it actually works first. I have a feeling routing the HDMI cable through the wall will be a bitch (even though there is a narrow tube that runs through the wall and ceiling from the existing projector to the entertainment cabinet in the back of the room). Gotta be having that shit look clean and proper.
 
Saw "That Awkward Moment" last night. Not an Efron fan, but that movie was pretty funny.
 
everything seems more expensive lately. That's why I haven't been wanting to do a big vacation this year. Inflation, bitches.
 
I just bought Dude Wipes.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008LXBZF2/

What are Dude Wipes?
Dude Wipes are the first flushable wet wipes made for Dudes. Use them as part of your bathroom routine and you'll never turn back. They are great for a quick clean up of your face, hands, armpits, and dude regions.
The Dude Products Story
Back in the day, we founded Dude Products out of our apartment in Chicago. Whether it was some unexpected physical activity or the aftermath of the lunchtime burrito, we realized that as guys, we are destined to smell and something needed to be done. So on behalf of Dudekind, we created Dude Wipes to combat stink and put you back on your game wherever or whenever nature calls.
Give the Gift of Dude
Send your favorite person a box of Dude Wipes.
Are they just for Dudes?
Of course not! Dude Wipes don't discriminate. We work for Little Dudes, Women, and Dudettes. You name it, and we've kept them fresh.
 
Baby wipes are cheaper.

Needed something individually wrapped. Sometimes I go on dates after work and can't shower before i go out. Gotta keep the ballzack fresh and clean. Makes it easier. I might get face wipes. Maybe I should have gotten the baby wipes, but I'm not really good at buying shit at target. I think baby wipes clog up toilets?
 
Needed something individually wrapped. Sometimes I go on dates after work and can't shower before i go out. Gotta keep the ballzack fresh and clean. Makes it easier. I might get face wipes. Maybe I should have gotten the baby wipes, but I'm not really good at buying shit at target. I think baby wipes clog up toilets?

I dunno if they do. We never had issues, but maybe with older plumbing they clog up toilets? We white-bred suburbanites have bigger, fresher pipes, I suppose?
 
I dunno if they do. We never had issues, but maybe with older plumbing they clog up toilets? We white-bred suburbanites have bigger, fresher pipes, I suppose?

Probably. Plus you stay home all day, us young urban players have to be able to refresh the balls without showing since we hook it up.
 
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