Nurk's Friday night

[UKRAINEFAN]

How awful would you have to be to not be able to score on a chair?

Right, how about if I stand on the chair; that would make it a little more challenging.

 

[ripcityboy]

If this doesn't inspire the Blazers to hire a first class big man coach, I don't know what. I mean, we keep talking about why we don't have a first class developmmental staff like SA does. If you acquire a young player who could be key part of the future and have a daily reminder of epic failure next to him.... What are they waiting for, the Return of the Crusades?!

 

[KeepOnRollin]

It's ain't Stotts fault. LMA is the same player for Pops that he was for us.

In style yes. Not in execution though.

Guess how many 3's LMA attempted his last year with us and how many he attempted his first year in SA?
105 and 16.

 

[riverman]

In style yes

I think Pops has him playing Rolo's game in SA...his blocks are up and pts down..Pops makes him play in the paint..whether he likes it or not...Pops went after Lamarcus and Stotts inherited him.

 

[Voodoo]

Looks pretty good...at least with a chair as the opposing defender.

So basically as long as Clint Eastwood's version of President Obama is guarding him he's unstoppable?

 

[BBert]

If he can be 2/3 the player Cousins is, we have a great CoTF

He'll be at least 2/3 the player, with 3x the brain.

So let's see, by my calculations, that's 3(2/3) = 6/3 = 2x the player!

Score!

 

[Wizard Mentor]

The biggest thing I get out of these videos is hope. Hope that his FT shooting will go up.

He's shooting .586 for his career. If that could go up to 67 or so percent, great. If he could shoot 73-75%, which looks possible given the videos, it would substantially help our team.

 

[Blazers Roy]

It's ain't Stotts fault. LMA is the same player for Pops that he was for us.

Do you really think he's not gonna force those old Dirk plays on Nurkic?

 

[ripcityboy]

Do you really think he's not gonna force those old Dirk plays on Nurkic?

Oh God.

 

[BlazerWookee]

harder to score in the backseat of a VW bug

Especially for a seven footer.

 

[theprunetang]

harder to score in the backseat of a VW bug

Done it. Just takes some skill.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Done it. Just takes some skill.

I think he was talking about sex, not an 8 ball.

 

[theprunetang]

I think he was talking about sex, not an 8 ball.

I got caught by police doing that in the back of a VW bug when I was 18. We were pulled over at a rest area near Roseburg. After the cop made sure everything was mutual, he told us directions to a park in Myrtle Creek that would not be patrolled if we wanted some privacy. We took advantage of that kind officer.

 

[theprunetang]

I think he was talking about sex, not an 8 ball.

Also, never done an 8 ball. Drugs have always scared me. Don't even smoke weed.

 

[Minstrel]

We took advantage of that kind officer.

Sounds like the start of a porno.

Go on.

 

[theprunetang]

Sounds like the start of a porno.

Go on.

Haha. It basically was. Ended up in Fir Grove Park based on the officer's opinion. The funny thing about that night was that my best friend's dad was a fire chief and ran his police scanner all day. They heard about my exploits over the scanner. Embarrassing.

 

[Minstrel]

Haha. It basically was. Ended up in Fir Grove Park based on the officer's opinion. The funny thing about that night was that my best friend's dad was a fire chief and ran his police scanner all day. They heard about my exploits over the scanner. Embarrassing.

Ha, I meant "took advantage of that kind police officer" sounded sexual. With the officer.

 

[theprunetang]

Ha, I meant "took advantage of that kind police officer" sounded sexual. With the officer.

That sounds fun, but it was not the case for that night. Just lots of backseat VW sex.