O/T...points to ponder

[yankeesince59]

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.


I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.


You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.


Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.


You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.


I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.


I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row!


I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.


Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.


I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.


You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.


Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.


You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.


I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" get's thrown around in the courtroom.


I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row!


I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.


Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, what's your plan?

LMAO....

the grandest gift is that of laughter....Thanks...!

Do they make car horns in AR-15 noise. 1 or 2 gunshot sounds here has become a common sound. Now a AR-15 is a different story...

Maybe I can devise a Nuke Explosion of a Horn. One that blows windows out, and one's hair back. Also melts down everyone in my path...!

 

[yankeesince59]

The definition of the word Conundrum is: something that is puzzling or
confusing.

Here are six Conundrums of socialism in the United States of America:

1. America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.

2. Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.

3. They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.

4. Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.

5. The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in
other countries only dream about.

6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about -
yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

Think about it--that pretty much sums up the USA in
the 21st Century.


These three, short sentences tell you a lot about the direction of our
current government and cultural environment:

1. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few
lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions
of a few lunatics. Funny how that works.

2. Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run
out of money. How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps
running out of money? What's interesting is the first group "worked
for" their money, but the second didn't. Think about it.....

3. Why are we cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our
military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but
we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Outstanding Post Ron-

As a friend said, 'the richer get richer, the poorer get babies'.

You can only imagine the American sentiment in Southern Cal, when a couple million illegal Mexicans, marched on L.A. flying NOT an American Flag, but their cartel owned Mexican Flags, while seeking amnesty...! give me a freaking break, put them all on Mexican School buses, and ship them all home....! No amnesty, no more American Jobs placed across those Mexican Borders, for cheap mexican Labor.

Last I heard, Coca-Cola, Good Year, and a couple other American Corporations are closing plants in Juarez, Nogales, and Tijuana, while bringing those NAFTA jobs back to displaced working Americans....(NAFTA-a slap in American Faces).

I once worked for the UAW Union, early in my career with Rockwell Intl. I had no choice but to belong to the Union. (unlike GA., or other "Right to Work States')...... I got in a 2 day argument with a Union Steward, how Union's today are useless, take their monthly dues out of my check, with no real bargaining clout, or resolutions in the work place.The Union never could resolve any conditions.

I was much better off not paying Union Dues, when I worked for non-union Northrop. I made considerably more money in Northop's non-union shop, had much better benefits, and never any problems. On top of that, all Northrop Employees, were given Stock in the Company. Not at Rockwell, employees didn't own squat.

His staunch defense of a useless Union Shop, blew my mind, pissed me off, how blind a Union-Steward could be. After giving up on the f'k, I noticed that day going home from work, he was driving a damn Fiat, and I was in a 1970 Chevy Pickup. Now what the F-K...was wrong with that picture.....A picture is worth a thousand words, in this case.

 

[Hammerojustice]

LOVE these

 

[totus44]

Amen!