Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

[SIeepwalker]

It is ironic
Haiku 'bout not complaining
And then I complain

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Moe: ready to start.
Vonleh: PFOTF
Still need a center.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

so, these parade things?
1977?
please, one while i live!

 

[Dougnsalem]

Life's days are numbered
Yet I sit and count Haiku
Calculator, please....


https://www.howmanysyllables.com

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I love this forum.
Last year Sly got us a suite.
This year, skyboxes.

 

[riverman]

Festus Ezeli,
"Get that weak shit out of here!
Soon they will fear us!"

 

[e_blazer]

Seasons come and go,
Yet one thing remains unchanged,
Blazermania!

 

[PDXFonz]

Dame is Sub Zero
Napier is the Joker
CJ is the Flash

 

[PDXFonz]

Watch Meyers pump fake
It's not fooling anyone
Shoot the freaking ball

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Moe: ready to start.
Vonleh: PFOTF
Still need a center.

Plumlee in the key
That is all right with me, G
T rex arms, sexy!

 

[Orion Bailey]

I cant believe it!
I have finally got this
Do I win a prize??????

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Less arguments please
More strange and funny posts like
Jlprk

 

[riverman]

Typical Homer
Trying to enjoy the sport
Amongst the bashers

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Truth be told RM
I've been known to bash Meyers'
Julie Andrews hair

 

[riverman]

Bellingham vampires
Afraid of the daylight hours
Post only at night

 

[Sedatedfork]

Trade deadline approaches
Fez Hammersticks is not swayed
Steve Blake rejoins team

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Election Day comes
Two weeks into the season.
Trump done; Mags returns.

 

[e_blazer]

Terry, Jerome, Buck,
Clyde, and Duck by one name known,
Dame and who else now?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Terry, Jerome, Buck,
Clyde, and Duck by one name known,
Dame and who else now?

CJ fits the bill
Chief, Moe, Noah...and of course
Don't forget "Meh-van"

 

[e_blazer]

CJ fits the bill
Chief, Moe, Noah...and of course
Don't forget "Meh-van"

I would have added,
CJ but the syllables,
Wouldn't seem to work.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I would have added,
CJ but the syllables,
Wouldn't seem to work.

Don't make excuses.
Dame wouldn't stand for that crap.
Nor should you, I think.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Y'all are amateurs.
I've been Haikuing longer
Than I've been Wooking.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Coors Coors Coors Coors Coors
Light Light Light Light Light Light Light
Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk

FTFY

 

[e_blazer]

Y'all are amateurs.
I've been Haikuing longer
Than I've been Wooking.

Take a haiku in
The woods with hairy Wookee.
Yikes! Truly scary.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Coors Light Coors Light Coors
Light Coors Light Coors Light Coors Light
Coors Light Coors Light Coors

 

[BlazerWookee]

I started Haiku
on a regular basis
on OregonLive

 

[e_blazer]

I started Haiku
on a regular basis
on OregonLive

On OregonLive?
You say that like it's something
You're almost proud of.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Ah......Oregon Live
Daily fights with Cup and Jet
Poor Lanny is stuck

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I started Haiku
on a regular basis
on OregonLive

Sure, you wrote haikus.
I often used limericks.
Rhyming is tougher.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Mixum files lawsuit
Trial of the Century
Nancy Grace loves Sly!