Official Blazers 2016-17 Season Haiku Thread

[stampedehero]

We may be down two
But a resilient team we have
Carry on to win four

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Game 3 Saturday.
Do we even have a chance?
All depends on Nurk.

 

[Sinobas]

Meyers Leonard sucks
Meyers Leonard really Sucks
Meyers Leonard sucks.

 

[Chris Craig]

Down zero to two man
Game three is a must win now
Fuck you Draymond Green

 

[BonesJones]

Better chance with Nurk
Odds still less than 5 percent
Fans whine 8 on 5

You whine more than them
Your shtick really gets quite old
Try some new complaints

 

[Mediocre Man]

You whine more than them
Your shtick really gets quite old
Try some new complaints

Homers whine wha wha
Just put people on ignore
Bones is king lemming

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Trolling those who whine
While you whine about the trolls
Super fucking lame

 

[riverman]

Meyers had a chance
He watched film and studied hard
He's ball allergic

 

[BonesJones]

Homers whine wha wha
Just put people on ignore
Bones is king lemming

Whiners whine about
Whiners whining about the
Whining whiners do

 

[BonesJones]

Trolling those who whine
While you whine about the trolls
Super fucking lame

Sounds like youre whining
'Bout me or MM whining
'Bout each others whines

 

[BonesJones]

There's Red Wine, White Wine,
Homer whine, Troll whine, but mostly
Its all Meyers whine

 

[Mediocre Man]

Whiners whine about
Whiners whining about the
Whining whiners do

Whiners whine to whine
No one else can have a view
Worse than Leonad_ D

 

[riverman]

Compose a Haiku?
Roasting Meyers can be fun
Stick to the topic

 

[PtldPlatypus]

There's Red Wine, White Wine,
Homer whine, Troll whine, but mostly
Its all Meyers whine

Red red wine, stay close
To me. Don't leave me alone.
Heart's tearing apart.

(Couldn't help myself.
All this "whine, whine" talk got that
Song stuck in my head)

 

[WillG]

hot wind blows on mic
dame botoxed dead-pan tells me
everything will be 'right

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So many good rhymes
Yet too many mean insults
Bannings are coming

 

[e_blazer]

Steph Curry crashes,
Into Kevin Durant's knee,
Both out for series.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Prostitute Ming Lee

Is known by another name
MediocreCartMan

 

[Chris Craig]

Game three nearly here
Brown coaching, Durant is out
Nurk may play oh shit

 

[Mediocre Man]

So many good rhymes
Yet too many mean insults
Bannings are coming

At last Sly steps up
Banning people for attacks
Sly doing his job?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Nurk playing game 3
Mike Brown worst coach in the league
Dubs put brooms away