Official Blazers Corporate Overlords Request Thread.

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Free T-shirts for all posters with over 10,000 posts.

 

[magnifier661]

A meet and greet on a thread.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

We need the full range of player jerseys available in the store. I need the obscure ones for future #hoopstergrams.

 

[Boise Blazer]

Free T-shirts for all posters with over 2,895 posts.

FIFY

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm sure they'd be willing to give you all Moda Health t-shirts.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

We need a meet and greet with the mikes. Not even a meet and greet session, just eating baloney sandwhiches and brews with the Wild One would suffice.

 

[julius]

Give me a seat from the ceiling.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I think 8,000 posts is a better dividing line.

 

[Denny Crane]

How about a coupon to buy a chalupa for $2.99?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We need a meet and greet with the mikes. Not even a meet and greet session, just eating baloney sandwhiches and brews with the Wild One would suffice.

MB has offered to do video question and answer sessions when the team is on long road trips. He told me he is looking forward to posting here.

 

[magnifier661]

How about a coupon to buy a chalupa for $2.99?

Lmao!!!! Speaking of which? Are we gonna have Taco Bell banners on this shit hole?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I knew there would be some nice benefits to this merger!

Trail Blazers ‏@trailblazers Pizza + Hoops! Since it's game day, head over to http://dominos.com , enter the code RIPCITY and take 50% off any pizza at menu price!

 

[VanillaGorilla]

We need a meet and greet with the mikes. Not even a meet and greet session, just eating baloney sandwhiches and brews with the Wild One would suffice.

YES!

 

[blue32]

I'll take the ability to watch the Blazers on Direct TV.

Please overlords destroy comcast with your vulcan death rays or whatever the fuck they have and give Direct TV some Blazer love.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

We need a champagne room in the Moda Center.

 

[barfo]

I would like a tour of Paul Allen's apartment at the top of the Moda Center.

Better yet, I'd like full, permanent, exclusive use of the apartment. If it's not too much to ask.

barfo

 

[Blazinaway]

MB has offered to do video question and answer sessions when the team is on long road trips. He told me he is looking forward to posting here.

that will be "interesting" methinks

 

[magnifier661]

MB has offered to do video question and answer sessions when the team is on long road trips. He told me he is looking forward to posting here.

He is the proper me. Super homer and never likes to talk shit about the team! He could be my dad!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Is there any upside to this? Seems like we will just be inundated with 35 year old virgin basement dwellers saying shit like "wes is paid like an all star!" and "batums ass is so hot" and "that fast break was Kafkaesque"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I would like a tour of Paul Allen's apartment at the top of the Moda Center.

Better yet, I'd like full, permanent, exclusive use of the apartment. If it's not too much to ask.

barfo

Just don't drink the scotch he offers you.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Basement Dwelling Virgin Night at the MODA Center. Sure fire way to sell the place out.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

BRONY night at the Moda Center.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Post videos of the players reading HCP's posts out loud in chronological order.

 

[MARIS61]

Buy back the Rose Garden name and apologize to the city and fans.

Seriously, you cheapen Portland's reputation with such a crass sellout move.

 

[julius]

For the love of god, Civic Stadiums name has change twice and it didn't receive 1/100th the bitching.

Hell, Civic Auditorium changed names, so did Washington park zoo and the Made in Oregon sign.

 

[e_blazer]

Free psychiatric evaluations for all posters with over 10,000 posts.

More useful, I think.

 

[jlprk]

Is there any upside to this? Seems like we will just be inundated with 35 year old virgin basement dwellers saying shit like "wes is paid like an all star!" and "batums ass is so hot" and "that fast break was Kafkaesque"

No upside. Just dozens of politically correct, smiling goofballs. Probably like most, I'm posting a lot less while I get my bearings in this snowstorm of goodness.

 

[magnifier661]

No upside. Just dozens of politically correct, smiling goofballs. Probably like most, I'm posting a lot less while I get my bearings in this snowstorm of goodness.

Or you could check yourself into a mental institution and work on that schizophrenia

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Or you could check yourself into a mental institution and work on that schizophrenia

Ouch!

 

[jlprk]

That's the word. This board has been magged.

Dozens of happy Magnifiers are magging us to death with political correctness.