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"You'll be walking down the street and you'll see a bunch of black dudes walking, not just any old black dudes, we're talking 'thugs'. And in the group, they got one, or two, sometimes as many as three white guys with them, you ever seen that ****? Well let me tell you something about those white guys. Those white guys are the most dangerous motherfuckers in them groups. it's true, man. there's no telling what kind of crazy **** they've done to get them black dudes respect, but i'll tell you they've done some wild ****." - Killin' Them Softly

One of my favorite skits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ScSIYDDJFU...ave%20chappelle
 
^^awesome, and they are the ones that talk to the cops.

Al the chip bits from his standup. I cant remember it off the top of my head, but they are awesome.
-sorry officer, i didnt know i couldnt do that
-WELL NOW YA KNOW
-you didnt know you couldnt do that????
-pretty good huh, because i DID know i couldnt do that.
 
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Brian:</div><div class="quote_post">classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCxpfsp7VMg...piss%20on%20you

"I want to piss on you."</div>

o man, i have that on my ipod,lol.

the p diddy skit on the show.

"think about, how are the 5 best rappers in the world.... Dylan,Dylan,Dylan,Dylan, and Dylan."

Cant stop, wont stop, eh o eh o (starts dancing)
 
I am enjoying the last few episodes they are currently airing.. sad that Chappelle didn't finish up.

I actually found the controversal pixie skit to be funny. If you know that was one of the big deal to Chappelle about tippy toeing around the line of sterotypes.

I love all the Chappelle episodes.
 
That Pixie skit was HILARIOUS. I like the Making the Band skit too.

"I rhyme and I rip, I rip and I rhyme, this is what dylan spits."

Wyclef you want some of this hot fire?
 
About the pixie skit, I had never seen it and I really didn't take that much defense to it. I think the main purpose it's become so controversial is that it people lack humility in their lives. Even though they stand up and say racial profiling is wrong, they won't admit that they themselves do it but when they're confronted by it it becomes a huge issue. Hypocracy at its finest.
 
I heard Chappelle got pissed when a white guy in the audience was laughing extra loud at the black pixie skit.
 
I Know Black People is by far my favorite skit, totally underrated among the Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories, Black Bush, and all the other greats from season 2.

Heres a link to the skit:

 
I cant believe no one has said the black white sepremists skit yet. That skit is unreal. I laughed so hard at it the first time. I'd post some quotes, but i dont think its too appropriate
 


BEST ONE! It relates to bball as well
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The one where he played the blind black guy who was in the KKK.
 
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BEST ONE! It relates to bball as well
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i got this on my ipod. Shoot the J, SHOOT IT

the reperation one is super funny too. Suprisingly watermelon has stayed stable
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<div class="quote_poster">Quoting TheFreshPrince:</div><div class="quote_post">I cant believe no one has said the black white sepremists skit yet. That skit is unreal. I laughed so hard at it the first time. I'd post some quotes, but i dont think its too appropriate</div>
Yep, that was from the very first episode and it's, imo, the best skit from the entire series.

Am I the only one who didn't find those pixie skits funny? And it's not b/c I found them controversial and offensive. I felt he took it too easy on the blacks (they like fried chicken.... who the hell doesn't??) and didn't do enough research for the asians. Given the premise of the skit, I felt it could've been much funnier..... but that's just me i guess.
 
Chappelle Show Mac User

This one had me laughing.

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Here's a never before seen skit from chappelles show that wasnt even shown on comedy central. Dave tells us why he chose a Mac and what he uses it for.</div>
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My favourite one is the Black Bush one. (They've only aired season 2 in the UK).

Black Bush

Jamie Foxx playing Tony Blair is too funny.

Anything with Tyrone Biggums is funny, especially the Fear Factor one:

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Edit: How could I forget the Oprah sketch? That one was funny too.
 
He needs his breast milks. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan.
 
Both kinda related to the bigass contract he signed, and both funny as hell:



 

^Classic

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
 
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