Okay Von Wafer . . . we've had enough of you

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Van Waffle is just a punk that got traded to us and is talking crap because he hates us for trading for him...he was a douche when he was here almost every radio and tv guy HATES him...enough said.

lol here is irony watch him get like 11 points something like 4 for 18 shooting and make the bone head play that allows us to win.
 
so you guys are pissed because he has been lighting the blazers up? ok makes sense... if hes talking and backing it up by making shots, i'd say he has the right
 
no one answered me before lol.. did he kind of stare Paul allen down after the open court dunk in game 2? I was in the last row so I couldnt see it completely.. but thats what it looked like to me.
 
Yardape said:
Wafer and Brooks need some good old fashion 88-89 Pistons BBall put on them. Contest and bump till they are begging for rest. They touch the ball they get slammed. In football it's called hearing footsteps. Hard picks, hard screens and a hard body fouls till they hate the paint!

Make um HATE THE PAINT BOYS!!!!!
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This is not possible in today's NBA. Doing the above would cause Joel, Greg, LA and Batum to only get about 12 minutes apiece. It would make Game 2 look fair in comparison.
 
Whenver Von Wafer has a good game, it makes me think of one of my favorite Scottie Pippen quotes.

When the Blazers were playing the Jazz in the 2000 playoffs, whichever game Utah won in Salt Lake (either Game 3 or 4), and Olden Polynice had a pretty good game, Pippen had the following to say after the game:

"Olden Polynice surprised everyone in the world today ... including himself."

-Pop
 
blazerboy30 said:
Really? A team with Luis Scola, and you didn't have a player to hate? You are a much more tolerant person than I am. :)
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It amazes me how opposing fans dislike Scola so much. Trust me, if he was on your team you'd love him. He's the nicest guy imaginable off the floor, a wonderful teammate, and he plays his ass off. He never commits dirty fouls, he never shows a bad attitude on the floor and gets technicals. He always shows complete respect to opponents before and after games. He just plays hard. Of course, he's also unathletic, slight of build, a little undersized, and he has to rely on certain ... hmm ... "tricks" to make plays on defense. Come on, give him a little slack.
 
durvasa said:
It amazes me how opposing fans dislike Scola so much. Trust me, if he was on your team you'd love him. He's the nicest guy imaginable off the floor, a wonderful teammate, and he plays his ass off. He never commits dirty fouls, he never shows a bad attitude on the floor and gets technicals. He always shows complete respect to opponents before and after games. He just plays hard. Of course, he's also unathletic, slight of build, a little undersized, and he has to rely on certain ... hmm ... "tricks" to make plays on defense. Come on, give him a little slack.
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He's Danny Ainge with "girl" hair. Hated Ainge as a Celtic, loved him as a Blazer, hated him since (but wish him a speedy recovery and good health - I don't hate him THAT much).

BNM
 
Boob-No-More said:
He's Danny Ainge with "girl" hair. Hated Ainge as a Celtic, loved him as a Blazer, hated him since (but wish him a speedy recovery and good health - I don't hate him THAT much).

BNM
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Nah. Ainge was a whining little punk (but, of course, get well soon!). Scola is nothing like that.
 
Let him enjoy his 15 minutes of fame.

It's not like he'll still be in the league next year.
 
Von Wafer criticizing another team about DEFENSE is so ironically funny it almost made me piss my pants laughing.:drumroll:
 
MARIS61 said:
Let him enjoy his 15 minutes of fame.

It's not like he'll still be in the league next year.
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Pretty sure he will be. In fact, unless he is somehow injured, I would guarantee he'll be in the league next season.
 
So what I draw from this is that Blazer fans are angry because Von Wafer didn't perform fellatio on the entire team.


Is that about right?
 
JE said:
So what I draw from this is that Blazer fans are angry because Von Wafer didn't perform fellatio on the entire team.


Is that about right?
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I'm angry because I have a cold. I don't know about anyone else.
 
Natebishop3 said:
I'm angry because I have a cold. I don't know about anyone else.
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I just read the first post and made that reply, and saw a couple of other posts that generally agree that Von Wafer is a meanie for not giving Roy a rim-job. ;)
 
JE said:
I just read the first post and made that reply, and saw a couple of other posts that generally agree that Von Wafer is a meanie for not giving Roy a rim-job. ;)
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I don't like him because he makes shots, which in turn, make my team lose. That bastard.
 
Barrett had the best line of the night...

"Von Wafer with the ball, still looking to make his first pass of the series..."

I actually laughed out loud, good stuff!
 
I am still waiting for some of our bigs to start putting guards on their back when they come down the lane early in the game. The Blazers do not have enough nasty.
 
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