OMG LOLZ! The Blazers gossip and rumors thread

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

Might be fun just for the hell of it.

Just post your rumors, conjectures and unsubstantiated shots at the blazers in this thread.


Greg Oden eats by himself.

Jerryd Bayless only eats lettuce and other vegetables raw. Keeps him focused.

those kind of things. same thing about the Rebecca Harlow post-game interview and its implications!

 

[Minstrel]

Rudy and Sergio mock their teammates in Spanish. On Twitter.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

Nic Batum usually sits by himself on the blazers plane and hums french songs while staring out the window.

 

[ABM]

Channing loves to fart on planes.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

Which blazers do you think browse online to see what people say about them? I'm thinking Greg does it for sure. Outlaw too.

I'm guessing Sergio doesn't even know what an "e-mail" is.

 

[Spud147]

Jerryd Bayless only eats lettuce and other vegetables raw. Keeps him focused.

Unfortunately cruciferous vegetables make him gassy. The rumors about him being antisocial are completely untrue... it's just that the other players keep a wider permiter around him (for obvious reasons).

 

[THE HCP]

DaRizzle is a No Talent Ass Clown......... oh wait, we all know this to be true! My bad!

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

Bayless is undefeated in the Staring Contests held on Blazers-One. Outlaw has yet to break 10 seconds.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

DaRizzle is a No Talent Ass Clown......... oh wait, we all know this to be true! My bad!

DaRizzle ain't on the blazers......or is he?

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

Steve Blake spends half his day browsing the aisles at the Tualitin Fred Meyers looking for deals.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

Trying to pair blazers with what kind of cars they would drive.

Oden- GMC Yukon or Escalade
Outlaw- that crazy hooptie
Roy- Lexus SUV
Martell- Ferarri
Rudy- Audi A5 coupe
Blake- Benz E-class
Pryzbilla- Yukon or Chevy Truck
Bayless- Infiniti G35

 

[hasoos]

Joel Pryzbilla rubs his hands in olive oil before every game, because he believes it helps him catch the ball on offense.

 

[mook]

Travis Outlaw once swore.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

I can see Outlaw fishing for Trout on a lake for some reason. on a boat.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

SBO- can see that guy at Up Front FX every saturday night doing the guido fist pump in his striped shirt with popped collars.

 

[BlazersBlood]

Batum enjoys bottomless freedom fries at Red Robin.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

Nic Batum has never eaten fast food in his life. Even when the blazers were stuck in snow and had to stop off at burger king, he broke out a powerbar.

 

[BlazersBlood]

Steve Blake's wife had a 3-way with Rebecca Harlow and Rudy's girlfriend. (inspired by ABM's new thread)

 

[Minstrel]

Batum enjoys bottomless freedom fries at Red Robin.

In France, they call them "french fries." Really.

 

[AgentDrazenPetrovic]

In France, they call them "french fries." Really.

you know, I went to Amsterdam...and the Quarter pounder WAS called a Quarter pounder (at least at the airport)

 

[BlazersBlood]

In France, they call them "french fries." Really.

What about french bread and french toast? Or is it just toasted bread and grilled toast?

 

[andalusian]

Nate keeps S-Bo glued to the bench because he wants him to go un-scouted until the playoffs. Then he will unleash him on the world.

Chicago refused a trade of Rudy's stubble for Gooden's epic beard - because they wanted Oden's GOHawk - when they found out it's not available the jun. st went in another directio

 

[LameR]

I can see Outlaw fishing for Trout on a lake for some reason. on a boat.

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[cloudydays]

you know, I went to Amsterdam...and the Quarter pounder WAS called a Quarter pounder (at least at the airport)

The fuck? You trying to tell me Vincent Vega was lying to me all those years? What happened to "Royale with Cheese"??

 

[Freshtown]

The fuck? You trying to tell me Vincent Vega was lying to me all those years? What happened to "Royale with Cheese"??

When I was in France and Germany this fall, both McDonald's had "Royale with cheese".

 

[Pontius]

Though Shavlik thinks Roy is a great kisser, he has developed a very tight bond with Ruffin at the end of the bench. Look for Roy to soon fake an injury so that he can be closer to the situation.

 

[BlazersBlood]

Rudy and Sergio rehearse the Macarana in the shower after games so they are in-sync on the plane.

 

[ABM]

Rudy and Sergio rehearse the Macarana in the shower after games so they are in-sync on the plane.

Oh, yes...

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