One thing about bayless...hes a badass

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The day he was born the most abundant element in the universe was no longer hydrogen, it was awesomness.

He's such a badass he thinks 'Lost' is predictable.

Bruce Springsteen wrote 'Born to Run' immediately after pissing Bayless off.
 
I don't even know what the hell you are talking about.

I could have sworn Steve Francis was an exciting, high flying star in the league. A 3-time All-Star. I guess that's small time in your book and Bayless will be what ? A 5 or 10-time All-Star?

The way Bayless reminds me of Francis is that they are the same size and high flying dunkers. And they are more of a scoring guard that a point guard. But according to you, they are nothing alike? Time will tell.
steve francis was absolutely a point guard. maybe not the prototype pg, but that's the only position he excelled at. when teams started taking him off the ball, that's when his game completely fell apart.
 
He is such thug.................. he can Delete the Recycling Bin!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Crop circles are Jerryd Bayless' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
 
I don't even know what the hell you are talking about.

I could have sworn Steve Francis was an exciting, high flying star in the league. A 3-time All-Star. I guess that's small time in your book and Bayless will be what ? A 5 or 10-time All-Star?

The way Bayless reminds me of Francis is that they are the same size and high flying dunkers. And they are more of a scoring guard that a point guard. But according to you, they are nothing alike? Time will tell.

Yes, I think Bayless can fairly be said to possess a little bit of Steve Francis, but the trouble with comparing him to Steve Francis is that there are some fairly negative connotations to that comparison. Francis is almost as well known for being a team killing cancer, selfish, and only interested in getting his to the detriment of the team.

The thing is, there are probably dozens of guards you could say Bayless reminds you of with less of a negative rep. Hell you might as well have said he reminds you of Stephon Marbury and then sat back and watched the sparks fly.
 
Bayless is the only person on Earth who possesses more offensive weapons than Dwight Schrute.

And he eats beets.

'nuf said.
 
Yes, I think Bayless can fairly be said to possess a little bit of Steve Francis, but the trouble with comparing him to Steve Francis is that there are some fairly negative connotations to that comparison. Francis is almost as well known for being a team killing cancer, selfish, and only interested in getting his to the detriment of the team.

The thing is, there are probably dozens of guards you could say Bayless reminds you of with less of a negative rep. Hell you might as well have said he reminds you of Stephon Marbury and then sat back and watched the sparks fly.

How about Steve Francis with a better head on his shoulders?
 
He's such a badass there's a thread devoted to his badassness!
 
NateBishop is such a badass he can tie his shoes with his feet!
 
How about Steve Francis with a better head on his shoulders?

OK, I will sort of agree with that but I still think Bayless has a good chance to be a lot more well rounded player. Penetrator, Shooter, passer and tough defender with a take no prisoners attitude. I just don't think they play that similar of game IMO.
 
To me... Bayless has a little...

Young CHauncey Billups, Monta Ellis, Rodney Stuckey, Tony Parker/Devin Harris in him.

Edit - with a little Stephon Marbury sprinkled around as well.
 
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Every time Bayless scowls, an angel gets its wings.

But then he scowls again and the wings explode into flames, and the angel shrieks in a terrifying agony of charred flesh and smoldering feathers, until nothing is left but a sad, husk of a man quivering on the ground, wondering what the fuck happened.

Angels really aren't big fans of Jerryd Bayless.
 
Today's game reinforced this.
 

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