Game Thread Oregon Ducks vs TCU Horned Frogs, 2016 Alamo Bowl!

[Natebishop3]

Do we magically have a better defensive scheme without giant hole on the left if we are more confident?

Perhaps?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Yeah bitch fret pass for -2! Best pass for a loss ever!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Perhaps?

Read: probably not.

 

[Natebishop3]

So the plan is to run the clock out...

 

[BlazerCaravan]

It's like we don't know how to play football

 

[Natebishop3]

We're gonna lose this game. We have zero offense.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

So the plan is to run the clock out...

Good plan given our resources

 

[Natebishop3]

I guess it's entirely up to the defense to win us this game.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

We're gonna lose this game. We have zero offense.

It matches our zero defense.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Who is Lo Snap and why do the announcers keep saying his name?

 

[Natebishop3]

Why does it look like our backup center has never snapped a ball in his life?

 

[Sinobas]

Doug fucking Brenner, what have you been practicing all this time? You can't even snap the fucking ball? This bitch had better not be our center next year.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I guess it's entirely up to the defense to win us this game.

hahahahahaaaaaachrist.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Why does it look like our backup center has never snapped a ball in his life?

Can you lie on a sports scholarship application like lying on a resume?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Why does it look like our backup center has never snapped a ball in his life?

The quarterback of his high school team was actually a dachshund.

 

[Natebishop3]

Can you lie on a sports scholarship application like lying on a resume?

He created some fake highlight videos and everything.

 

[Natebishop3]

I hope Lockie realizes now that it was never his job to lose, and that he has no business as a starting QB.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I hope Lockie realizes now that it was never his job to lose, and that he has no business as a starting QB.

Or as a backup apparently.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

He created some fake highlight videos and everything.

We'll find out it was his brother playing in the clips...

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Shit now I'm rooting for TCU...

 

[Natebishop3]

Their backup is shredding us.... our backup can't complete a pass.

 

[Natebishop3]

Do we need to spy this guy? WTF?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Great defense assholes

 

[Natebishop3]

Fire.

Pellum.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Fire.

Pellum.

FIRE EVERYONE

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Oh fuck me

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

VA is the team

 

[BlazerCaravan]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAACHRIST

 

[Haakzilla]

...and we have a ballgame, finally!

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Seriously wtf