OT - Beasley flunking rehab

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/24/rehabbed-nba-star-michael-beasley-miami-heat-boat-photos/

 

[BrianFromWA]

Shoulda been drinking Santana Champ, since it's so crisp.

I don't see his flippie-floppies.

 

[THE HCP]

Looks like he just got done fucking Joakim Noah!

 

[Idog1976]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/24/rehabbed-nba-star-michael-beasley-miami-heat-boat-photos/

Man now days being famous kind of sucks, everyone has video and cameras all the damn time! On the other hand you do get ladies like that every night...

 

[BrianFromWA]

BTW....if five beers and a coke cause two grown people to pass out drunk, we have bigger issues here.

 

[Idog1976]

Looks like he just got done fucking Joakim Noah!

OMFG LMAO!!!! Repped!

 

[THE HCP]

OMFG LMAO!!!! Repped!

Keep sending it my way dogg!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

For his sake he's gotta the the fuck out of Miami. South Beach is not a place for a budding addict.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Beasley for Outlaw and a 1st? Everyone tells me the Portland herb isn't bad for you...

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Strike when his value will be as low as it will ever be.

Maybe Monty Williams, an evangelical, can help him find Jesus?

 

[THE HCP]

There are plenty of Jesus' down in Miami, trust me!

 

[yakbladder]

There are plenty of Jesus' down in Miami, trust me!

on a roll this thread HCP...

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Nicely done, my good sir.

 

[THE HCP]

Off to take HCP Jr. to his soccer game! See you guys in a few hours! Is it weird that I think of you guys when I'm away from my computer?

 

[THE HCP]

Or while having sex with "MRS" HCP?

 

[oldmangrouch]

Or while having sex with "MRS" HCP?

What, you have images of Maris, Mixum, and Kingspeed standing at the foot of the bed offering a running commentary?

 

[oldmangrouch]

Maybe Monty Williams, an evangelical, can help him find Jesus?

Did you guys lose him *again*? Maybe you'd better nail him to something.....


(This message brought to you by the church of THOR: my god has a hammer - your's was nailed to a cross. Any questions?)

 

[BlazerCaravan]

What, you have images of Maris, Mixum, and Kingspeed standing at the foot of the bed offering a running commentary?

Gives new meaning to the term "ball hog" HEY-o!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Did you guys lose him *again*? Maybe you'd better nail him to something.....


(This message brought to you by the church of THOR: my god has a hammer - your's was nailed to a cross. Any questions?)

I know I'm supposed to be offended, but somehow that actually made me laugh. Don't tell my pastor.

 

[julius]

Or while having sex with "MRS" HCP?

It would be weird if you were thinking of us INSTEAD of having sex with "MRS" HCP.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

He's a basketball talent, if we were able to get him for Outlaw/Bayless (insert other filler here) would you take that risk?

Getting him out of South Beach is exactly what he needs to get his shit together, IMO.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

A move that works under the cap:

To Miami:
Travis Outlaw
Jerryd Bayless
1st round Pick

To Portland:
Michael Beasley
Mario Chalmers

We take a chance on a very talented SF/PF in Beasley who can, if he can to get act together, be a better version of Jamison. If he continues down this path we don't resign him and let him go. He's due for an extension soon, right? Chalmers is a defensive minded PG who is already a decent defender. This is the epitome of a high-risk/high-reward move.

 

[NJNetz]

A move that works under the cap:

To Miami:
Travis Outlaw
Jerryd Bayless
1st round Pick

To Portland:
Michael Beasley
Mario Chalmers

We take a chance on a very talented SF/PF in Beasley who can, if he can to get act together, be a better version of Jamison. If he continues down this path we don't resign him and let him go. He's due for an extension soon, right? Chalmers is a defensive minded PG who is already a decent defender. This is the epitome of a high-risk/high-reward move.

Guess what! No way is Miami going to consider it.

 

[Idog1976]

Off to take HCP Jr. to his soccer game! See you guys in a few hours! Is it weird that I think of you guys when I'm away from my computer?

I'm now actually wondering if your son's birth certificate says "THE" HCP jr.

 

[THE HCP]

Almost. The j in JR is capitalized.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

http://realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/62324/20091024/sleeping_beasley_photographed_near_bottles/

 

[Nate4Prez]

This was really unfortunate these pictures got out. Beasley was on a team sponsored event, he doesn't drink, and probably passed out cause of boredom. All reports and people around the incident say he didn't drink anything.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4590828
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=txheatbeasley&prov=st&type=lgns

 

[THE HCP]

So let me get this straight, team employees claim he wasn't drinking to the media............... well then it must be true right?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

The placement of the bottles, though... awfully inconvenient if you're sitting snuggling up some cute coed to place your beers in a line on the far end of the table. Maybe there's some truth to the fact that it wasn't his binge.

 

[THE HCP]

The placement of the bottles, though... awfully inconvenient if you're sitting snuggling up some cute coed to place your beers in a line on the far end of the table. Maybe there's some truth to the fact that it wasn't his binge.

Cute coed!!????? That is the starting power forward for the Chicago Bulls I tell ya!