OT: Crunch time

[Hammerojustice]

Getting down to D-day... my bride has less than 2 weeks to go (12 days as of tomorrow) unless she goes into labor naturally... so needless to say we are getting excited and anxious all the same time... so if I disappear for any extended period of time, I may be in the hospital with her... The C-section is scheduled for June 17th, but the doctor said he won't stop it if she goes into labor on her own... I doubt that will happen, but...

 

[Messiah717]

Best of luck with everything. Exciting times.

 

[Hammerojustice]

Best of luck with everything. Exciting times.

Thanks

 

[yankeesince59]

...greatest magic trick ever.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Getting down to D-day... my bride has less than 2 weeks to go (12 days as of tomorrow) unless she goes into labor naturally... so needless to say we are getting excited and anxious all the same time... so if I disappear for any extended period of time, I may be in the hospital with her... The C-section is scheduled for June 17th, but the doctor said he won't stop it if she goes into labor on her own... I doubt that will happen, but...

We are happy for you both; these long exhausting, trying times, are approaching the end of the road; as you both approach the oncoming new life, (literally) of your child.

Happy to hear Heather and You have hung in there together, without further complications, and you both made it this far, without further ailments. Your so very close now Steve, we wish you nothing less than a good healthy happy precious delivery of your new child. As much, we hope for no more complications, you both have had enough of those trials to last both lifetimes, to say the least, while that may be an under-statement, to say the least......its been a very long hard road you two have traveled. You both deserve the best life has to offer. May You, Heather, Connor and Liam remain blessed always in all ways.

I can only imagine how exhausted beyond belief you have to be, (Heather too), and how much you both look forward to a new beginning, or end of this very hard 9 months. Your journey has been admirable, honorable, I respect that....!!

I meant to ask you if you both have names picked out for a boy or girl...?

 

[Rick2583]

Getting down to D-day... my bride has less than 2 weeks to go (12 days as of tomorrow) unless she goes into labor naturally... so needless to say we are getting excited and anxious all the same time... so if I disappear for any extended period of time, I may be in the hospital with her... The C-section is scheduled for June 17th, but the doctor said he won't stop it if she goes into labor on her own... I doubt that will happen, but...

Since the Yankees are playing so poorly you're excused from posting for any extended time you may need. Well just put you down as being on maternity leave. I'll Kim both you & Heather in my prayers for a happy & healthy delivery.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

Don't we pay a weeks worth of wages for maternity leave? We gotta balance the budget, so Steve take a month off of work, and we'll put you on maternity leave with pay....!

Ricks Visa Card pays the bills round here.

BTW-Rick thanks for the brand new Porsche...! Plus the weekend atop the Presidential Suite at Caesar's Palace. I also racked up enough of a bill in Poker, (charged to your card like you told me)...enough to have to trade Tanaka to pay off the bank....The case of Dom Perignon and daily flown in Lobster from Maine was great too, The Cuban Cigars; as well as the front row nightly shows, Cirque De Solei, and the Chopper Rides to and from Lunch/Dinner, as well as the mighty bill you ran up at the Chicken Ranch....

I tried to get you in the Casino's but couldn't lynch you from the Ranch....oh well, the Limo ride back to L.A. was nice, as was the chartered Leer Jet, to Hong Kong and back to Vegas, to pick up some high rollers to play Shuffle Board with....! Hope the Freight Train ride I booked you was cozy...! Did you have to share a box car with any livestock???? Or did they transfer you to a Senior Citizens Tour Bus, which stops at every bathroom along the way???? If that's the case, you should be in Phoenix back to AZ by now. You'll get back in a few weeks. Me, I got home an hour after I left Vegas.

You know you can get off that Sr. Tour Bus in any city it stops. Take a Taxi home, there's still a few grand on your Visa, enough to get you home, and a happy meal per day on the road.

What happens in Vegas leaves Vegas.

 

[Rick2583]

Don't we pay a weeks worth of wages for maternity leave? We gotta balance the budget, so Steve take a month off of work, and we'll put you on maternity leave with pay....!

Ricks Visa Card pays the bills round here.

BTW-Rick thanks for the brand new Porsche...! Plus the weekend atop the Presidential Suite at Caesar's Palace. I also racked up enough of a bill in Poker, (charged to your card like you told me)...enough to have to trade Tanaka to pay off the bank....The case of Dom Perignon and daily flown in Lobster from Maine was great too, The Cuban Cigars; as well as the front row nightly shows, Cirque De Solei, and the Chopper Rides to and from Lunch/Dinner, as well as the mighty bill you ran up at the Chicken Ranch....

I tried to get you in the Casino's but couldn't lynch you from the Ranch....oh well, the Limo ride back to L.A. was nice, as was the chartered Leer Jet, to Hong Kong and back to Vegas, to pick up some high rollers to play Shuffle Board with....! Hope the Freight Train ride I booked you was cozy...! Did you have to share a box car with any livestock???? Or did they transfer you to a Senior Citizens Tour Bus, which stops at every bathroom along the way???? If that's the case, you should be in Phoenix back to AZ by now. You'll get back in a few weeks. Me, I got home an hour after I left Vegas.

You know you can get off that Sr. Tour Bus in any city it stops. Take a Taxi home, there's still a few grand on your Visa, enough to get you home, and a happy meal per day on the road.

What happens in Vegas leaves Vegas.

Hey, what are friends for?

 

[totus44]

The hospital doesn't have WiFi? Lol!

 

[yankeesince59]

^^^ c'mon man, even if they do have WiFi at the hospital, hammer has more important things on his mind... like that lime Jello that hospitals are famous for.

 

[totus44]

You see a catcher receiver one slider you've seen them all.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

^^^ c'mon man, even if they do have WiFi at the hospital, hammer has more important things on his mind... like that lime Jello that hospitals are famous for.

the room temp sour cottage cheese, the powdered scrambled eggs, which make ya' belch sulfur, the scent of a septic tank....!

Or the week old left over meat loaf, thrown in the chili after 2 weeks...!

"Is it meat or is it cake" (George Carlin), your guess is as good as mine; you can have gravy, ketchup or icing put on it...!

 

[Hammerojustice]

The hospital doesn't have WiFi? Lol!

It probably does, but I'm sure I'll have a ton of people to contact... and need to sleep, plus it's an hour away from home and I'll need to drive home periodically... I'll try to pop in, but don't know for sure...

 

[Hammerojustice]

^^^ c'mon man, even if they do have WiFi at the hospital, hammer has more important things on his mind... like that lime Jello that hospitals are famous for.