OT - Delonte West begging for a NBA team to sign him on twitter

[SlyPokerDog]

Last week his meltdown on twitter was hilarious. Now this is just getting sad.

Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13 Teams That Should Take a Chance on Delonte West | Bleacher Report http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1389198-teams-that-should-take-a-chance-on-delonte-west … via @bleacherreport



Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13
It's not even takin a chance...I'm not comin to yr team riddin a motorcycle... High Q player/person ..low cost...great influence on young P.



Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13
Defend and play all 3 guard spots...complete player...can be a scorer if asked can be whatever a team needs do to wide verity of skill set..



Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13
Only ask for communication about when checks come up missin or short...other than that...let's win some games and have fun while we doin it!



Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13
And yea..this is my resamay...Coach....?, let's go..take me a day or two to figure offense and a few mins to figure out defense...!!



Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13
My rates..are league minimum...non garentee...cause Iknow that by time I get there u see what I'm about..what I bring everyday...



Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13
Iim not worried about what the next man has on his plate...if he has a steak and patatoe..kool...I'm fine with my popeyes ....



Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13
As a man in this world..all I ask is u look me in my eyes...and say yes/no red/blue...I don't understand grey/mabey...

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I'm a soft-hearted sucker, but I'd take a chance on him. If he ends up making us lose games, big whoop.

 

[santeesioux]

Get this man spell check!

 

[RR7]

High Q player/person made me laugh. Yeah, great influence in locker room also. hahaha

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Not while Shaun Livingston's still out there...

 

[noknobs]

Pick him up! He can show our young ones how to be professional. Hell, maybe even give him an assistant coach position. We just need him and his intagibles around. Adds another 5-10 wins easy.



Hopefully Kahn doesn't beat us to the punch.

 

[donkiez]

Yea get him, maybe he will bang LAs mom.

 

[BBert]

Wow. That is sad and pathetic. I hope his doctor follows him on twitter and ups his meds.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Yea get him, maybe he will bang LAs mom.

@CharleeRedz13: Duno y LA gotta b so fukin mad... told im my jimmy cures cancer!

 

[CupWizier]

I've been begging for over 30 years with no responses from an NBA team yet and my window of being able to help a team is closing in a few years.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I've been begging for over 30 years with no responses from an NBA team yet and my window of being able to help a team is closing in a few years.

You have no game.

 

[Blazinaway]

You have no game.

he can't even beat the squirrel on MT. Tabor

 

[CupWizier]

You have no game.

pfft, I was a legend at Frazer Park.

 

[CupWizier]

he can't even beat the squirrel on MT. Tabor

Uh, the squirrel is on my team. He plays point guard!

 

[jlprk]

Sly, isn't this the second time you have fallen for a spoof twitter site?

If a player sounds too funny and ridiculous, and the site is too good to be true, it is.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly, isn't this the second time you have fallen for a spoof twitter site?

If a player sounds too funny and ridiculous, and the site is too good to be true, it is.

Twitter account is verified. It's really him.

 

[jlprk]

Has it been verified that you are Sly? You'd need a sperm count.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Defend and play all 3 guard spots

nice

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

pfft, I was a legend at Frazer Park.

In your mind.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I've been begging for over 30 years with no responses from an NBA team yet and my window of being able to help a team is closing in a few years.

Repped. Welcome to S2, old fellah...

 

[BlazerWookee]

Oh, I almost forgot: "Bleacher Report," lol...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13 If u haven't figured out by now...that misspelling words Is a part of my twitter comedy...then u might be dumder than me....think bout it!

 

[BlazerWookee]

Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13 If u haven't figured out by now...that misspelling words Is a part of my twitter comedy...then u might be dumder than me....think bout it!

Delonte West is BigGameGreg from OLive?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13 Some of ya must never grew up in A-complexes..when it's a bunch of kids at the ice cream truck..U think imma be like I got 20$ or 50cent

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13 When u sit in front of class all the time...u can't see what's going on behind u...just cause I sit back here doesn't mean im dumb...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13 Plus all the future spots players and comedians and actors normally sit back here...to work on our profession ..entertaining..think about it



Delonte West ‏@CharleeRedz13
Has nothing to do wit basketball ...just speakin to some of my followers...about perception and life...

 

[OregonHuskerMan]

Honestly, I'd talk to Wes Matthews, LMA, Jared Jeffries. "If we signed Delonte, would you guys be able to keep him in check?" If they unanimously agree, I'd sign him. He definitely makes our bench MUCH stronger. I'd then approach Delonte and say, "Look, if any of these 3 guys feel you are hurting our team, you will immediately be cut. Got it?" If he agrees, toss him a contract.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Honestly, I'd talk to Wes Matthews, LMA, Jared Jeffries. "If we signed Delonte, would you guys be able to keep him in check?" If they unanimously agree, I'd sign him. He definitely makes our bench MUCH stronger. I'd then approach Delonte and say, "Look, if any of these 3 guys feel you are hurting our team, you will immediately be cut. Got it?" If he agrees, toss him a contract.

EXACTLY. He'd be a sparkplug, and bipolarism is no joke; He needs support.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

EXACTLY. He'd be a sparkplug, and bipolarism is no joke; He needs support.

hey, we could go out and get a whole bench full of crazy, Delonte, Birdman, agent zero...you get the drift...then nobody would want to fuck with us...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Honestly, I'd talk to Wes Matthews, LMA, Jared Jeffries. "If we signed Delonte, would you guys be able to keep him in check?" If they unanimously agree, I'd sign him. He definitely makes our bench MUCH stronger. I'd then approach Delonte and say, "Look, if any of these 3 guys feel you are hurting our team, you will immediately be cut. Got it?" If he agrees, toss him a contract.

EXACTLY. He'd be a sparkplug, and bipolarism is no joke; He needs support.

Fuck that. Keep that moron away from our young players. LMA did nothing to keep the knuckleheads in line we had on the team last year.